Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

In the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit.
Maybe a little bit.
How handsome and young Papá looks.
May God be with you all.
Okay. Excuse me. Sorry.
What's one more son in a dress?
And now to find out-
But he's not gonna become a priest, 'cause he likes girls.
Oh, hey, Reuben, do you remember that class field trip to the zoo...
Mmm. I'm bored.
I'm Jay. I'm-I'm salt of the earth.
Can't get 'em, but he likes 'em.
It's kinda hard to close my shirt over it.
Hmm?
but I'll attempt to be brief,
because Reuben admitted he made the whole thing up.
What? I'm listening.
You remember Antonio Marquez?
Anyhoo, uh, your balloons are co-
We need to confirm he got his shot.
Claire's been driving Lily to dance class all week.
Hard starboard! What does that even mean?