Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, only in certain situations.

I'll take the worst first, huh?

"I'm sorry, but she'll be better off with someone else.

All the way up. Yeah.

Social Services is coming to get her tomorrow.

Wait. Someone abandoned that baby?

'Cause "Ride On" always put me right to sleep.

and I'm getting a little concerned.

You know what? If Doc could just get out of his own way,

If not, then good adoptive parents.

Oh, Christ on a cracker. Not in the real world, they aren't.

Wait, I'm not that fragile.

-Charlie. -Charlie, uh, yeah,

but I can't wrap my head around why a mother would abandon her baby.

Oh, oh, the day is young.

You had... you had no right!

I've never seen that before.

[cicadas chirping]

-Ah. You're a good man. -And you're a good woman.

That's what happens when you get stabbed with a pair of trimming shears. [chuckles]

it's a bit off the beaten path.

Oh, I have four grown children.

you... are fired.

-Just... take your bottom hand. -Yeah.

But, uh... "he" is actually a "she."

[chuckles] Oh, no, he quit.

-What? What does that mean? -Here.

Hmm. How long ago was prom?

-You're an ass, is what you are. -No time for sweet talk.

Listen, uh, just keep an eye open and call me if anyone fits that bill.

-[spits] -[chuckles]

[chuckles] Look at you, hm?

Okay. I would love a hot shower.

but the baby's welfare is more important than your ego.

-Yeah. -Okay. [laughs]

But you know what? Let's make it two.

-Which I like. -You're an adrenaline junkie?

She can raise that damn kid on her own for all I care.

Look, we don't need outsiders tellin' us how to live.

so I get why this is so hard for you.

-Oh. How did that work out? -I ended up with a migraine.

Well, he may have you fooled, but not me.

Look, he's trying to make a fresh start. Just ease up a bit.

Well, I was talking to Brad over at Grace Valley Hospital.

I know I'd die to protect my son.

You gotta do what you think's best.

-[groans] -See... choke up a little.

No, not for me. For Mel.