Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How dare you?! What is that?!
After you broke up with sweet innocent Victoria.
to pop that shoulder right back into place.
Why would you do that...
Oh.
It's an over-correction.
someone's excited to see me.
JUDY (over baby monitor): Ooh...
Can you believe Ted thinks a guy can get laid wearing these?
I knew you were a keeper. (laughs)
How's my favorite architect? Other than incredibly handsome.
it's fraud, and we need
You think I look good?
And didn't you go
When your wife tries to put up the good fight
She can't see that Barney is using her,
(sighs)
You helped?! Why?
This place is crowded enough already.
Sisters fight, Ted!
You scratched the leather! Oh!
Ted, I gave your red cowboy boots back
(sighs)
(hissing)
Wait!
So he overcorrects by dating her opposite:
I mean,
Oh, God, I got to pee. Oh!
I should go explain this to the super.
What would be the motive?
Help get me out, and I'll return your Weekend at Bernie's DVD.
Weekend at Bernie's, "borrowed" well over six months ago?
Positive.
warm and nurturing Patrice.
She's no Ted's mom, but she's a piece.