Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"To the best wingman ever.
Doesn't everyone deserve to be happy?
Where is Ted?
Please tell me this is about my drinking.
He's coming! Everyone shut up!
No, my wife was Wonder Woman.
(sighing)
If you don't believe me, ask my ex-friend Stuart.
(knocking at door)
(knocking)
I need some air.
Like...
The Ted Mosby Store is officially closed.
Mrs. Gooding said
You were a cowboy?
LILY: Our apartment is so crowded these days,
Oh, no way, Barney's my honey bear.
Breast milk.
didn't have enough edge?
(phone beeps) Hold on, Marshall's calling me on the other line.
I don't recall borrowing that.
I even found a list of every dirty way
Kind of busy right now, Marshall.
So, any advice?
I'm just gonna grab this star to put on top of the tree.
Yes, it is.
Oh, no.
It's beautiful. Mm.
I don't get a minute to myself!
I understand.
to get women to sleep with me.
Where did you find that?
I know it's hard to think of your mom as a woman with needs,