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Look, I'm just tired of people borrowing things
Nope, I'm done. Bye, Robin.
to pump milk for Marvin.
including the reunion specials.
Just returning Ted's boots I borrowed for Halloween.
But you know what?
Um, Robin, after you rejected Barney,
No, it was right on Ted's fire escape like you said.
I'll take it.
Well, he has a book of plays he uses
We can kill them. (laughs)
that his "funny fish names" stand-up act
And I think he's out with Patrice.
That Barney-and-Patrice thing is so bogus.
What? Why?
Hey.
(sighs)
(hissing)
What if I told you I was looking at
You just think it's gross because it's your parent.
Intervention.
No, it's Robin.
You'll come with me to Bernie Man?
Okay, Barney is so not for real about Patrice.
Bon Jovi is literally standing next to a sign
I got your purse. (whispering): Oh, Ted, you're the best!
I wish there was some way we could get back at them.
(beeps, hisses)
Describe them.
Yep, there is not one reason to leave this apartment
actually kind of nice.
I'm calling in The Wolf.
He needs an intervention.
We'll get to the grotto one day, my pet.
(gasping)
Mine, too!
What do you need?
Oh...
my wife is having an affair with your husband.
Robin, after everything we've seen,
what's next, birthday gifts?
Robin, you're a doll for worrying about me,
You should never say that.