Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You sure it isn't my landlady, Mrs. Takahashi?
I know.
You have no idea.
No, you hang up first.
But my dad is here nannying all the time.
MARSHALL: Who's "he"?!
There is.
and never returning them.
No! I'm never coming out!
He's clearly trying to get back at me
Uh, no. Only the person getting the intervention sits down.
LILY: That does happen, like Ted.
he has a kick-ass couch,
(cell phone buzzes)
I lent it to you two years ago!
and not sound so creepy.
(knocking)
Hey, Mom.
Don't worry, the suction's fine,
What are you doing here? What are you doing here?
He's coming! Everyone shut up!
You know, Marshall, you've been in there for a while now.
BARNEY: Patrice, can you grab my computer from the bedroom?
If it's "Did somebody put gravel
It was an honest mistake.
in St. Cloud's idea of romance is taking me ice fishing.
Oh, hey, buddy, can we borrow your air mattress?
Bummer, I guess she can't stay with us.
I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but...
Even for a week.