Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You can't wear underwear. I don't wear underwear.
-Just sit down! -Okay.
So I said, "Fuck you, K.L. Jewelers,"
-Are you in line? -What?
Oh, you know him?
I knew that big penis was nothing but trouble.
-I think so, too. -Yeah.
and it was like, ding, ding, ding.
but I'd like to see if I could join the big johnson community.
-Aha! -Right on cue.
It turns us into... beggars.
You know, if you wanna take off, I can close up.
you're back home the very same day.
-Okay. Okay. Okay. -I'm sorry, okay?
-I'll tell you what I think, Joey. -Yeah?
Oh, hey, I'll drive you.
I haven't thought about that at all.
it's like my own tiny little human Oscar walking in here.
-Oh, my God. -Mocha Joe: What's wrong?
Ka-ching! Ka-ching! (chuckles)
and some ibuprofen.
I started wearing it, I started noticing I was late everywhere I went.
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-Really big. -Wow.
-He's an asshole, right? -One of the biggest.
Larry: Aha!
If you want to get a second opinion, by all means.
-Thirty years on Pico! -The guy breaks watches for a living!
Any time I see a customer walk in here that used to go to Irv's,
-(knocking on door) -Oh, that's Tara and Will.
just next door,
Oh, is that so?
-(keys jangling) -Leon: Hey. We got that big johnson meeting tomorrow.
You... You've had a big johnson meeting at, at the house?
He's mocha. Right down the middle.
-Larry, what the hell? -Larry: So sorry.
-Oh, yeah, yeah. -Well, that's all that matters.
That would have to be included, of course.
"Larry, my scones are like muffins."
I like to watch a lot of Westerns.
Yeah, I wanted to,
but I find myself very, very calm now.
-Oh, wow. -Yeah.
-Oh, yeah? -Oh, really?
Someone knocked one of these self-heating cups off a shelf,
That would be great. I'm, I'm...
has returned to his contentious ways,
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It's saying it to my late mother.
(indistinct radio chattering)
-in your car? -Well, that's a problem.
with his, with his giant penis at the club.
big problems with that penis.
and all of a sudden, I hear a siren,
Who needs Mr. Buttinski over here?
Yeah, I didn't want any defecating in the store.
(theme music playing)
-Tara: Yeah, hard to guess it. -You can't get that fixed?
So, I'm so glad you guys finally came over.
if you don't mind.