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Hey, as long as you're going to the storeroom,
They said no.
You know, I impregnated somebody once.
Still not talking. Still not talking.
Thanks for dining with us.
-You! -No! (stammering)
(Larry whistling)
I think, you know, it's the furries
-All right. Thank you, Larry. Okay. -Excited to have you.
This is Mocha Joe's,
They'll throw you out of there by your little-ass johnson.
♪ ♪
I'm sorry, what?
-Will: Thanks. Thank you for-- Shh, shh! -(Kwame fussing)
-Thank you for driving me. -Thank you. We appreciate that. Thank you.
I mean, if it wasn't for the insurance money,
which is an accelerant.
-I don't know how to deliver a baby. -Okay.
Tara: No, I, I don't, I don't think
-You can't. -Right?
So, Larry, do you have my watch?
-Sorry about all this. -Aw.
I said, "Bullshit."
It's not for a journalist.
right back in this chair in a few months, I guarantee it.
(theme music playing)
It's, it's, it's like a miracle.
(distant music playing)
I heard you lost Jeff’s vape It’s a very big Shonda
-Any minute now, I think, huh? -Yeah.
Yeah.
-Let me just get the surgery. -There's no surgery.
What do you think I did? You think I burned my store down?
Where? I looked in there.
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-Larry: There's a big johnson community? -Of course there is.
Arson?
We're sitting in a nice living room.
The giant penis of a recent sex-change recipient
You're... you're a little peeved.
Yes, Spite! It’s a spite test!
I'm on to you. It's not gonna happen.
nobody's gonna pull over to the side of the road anymore.
Why two coffee shops right next to each other?
-I know, I know. -Oh, my God. I have to touch it.
-I don't know. -Larry: Is that possible?
Uh, from the club. But we do not get along at all.
But it's the outer edge of the meniscus,
Anyway, if I was trying to tell someone how to burn a place down,
(siren blaring)
(clattering)
and this is Latte Larry's.
-Larry: Yeah, I would think. Right? -What?
Spite store, Larry.
-Let's go to the back. To the storeroom? -Um-hmm.
Go fuck yourself, Larry.
Maybe write a negative Yelp review,
-Yeah, we've been fighting. -Oh. So sorry.
-Aah! -(body thuds)
-when I can start. I can't wait. -Larry: Fantastic.
(sighs)