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A little-- A little light for a Kwame, no?
-Not your hair? -No.
I was wronged. I was mistreated.
Sorry, we haven't met, have we?
-Tara: It's so nice to finally meet you. -Hi.
Why is someone holding a gun to my head and asking me
And the tables that didn't wobble.
-(chuckles) -(water running)
went with you in the first place.
Careful. Uh...
Great news.
know how to handle a big cock.
-I've had no complaints about it. No complaints. -No complaints.
PT. Some massage. Yeah.
It's customary when people have a party
-What shade? What shade?" -Get away from me!
Yeah, but it's hypothetical. See if you can induce labor.
Mocha Joe: What?
Okay, I guess I heard what you said.
he's since started a trend here in Hollywood,
You did so many stupid things, it looks like arson.
He turned and the robe opened up.
I'm the Larry you've heard so much about.
Here, this is a hyacinth macaw, from Brazil.
No. Sorry. I'm just here for spite.
-What did you do? -I didn't do anything.
-Gone now. -Gone now, huh?
-Larry, uh, drove me. -Oh.
-Who cares what shade? -Yeah.
I think some rest, some ice,
-Joey? -Mm?
This is Ray's Exotic Birds,
-So you have a preference. -But I had a gun to my head.
How are you getting in the big johnson community
-(loud squawk) -(screams): Shut up!
with maybe a little tear--
Yeah. I already did.
-Thank you. Nice to meet you. -Yeah. Thank you so much.
He's the best in the business!
Hill: So, you know, I used to go to Irv's Deli,
-Like, it's not a frequent thing. -Yeah, no.
-Hey. -Hey.
Hey!
-Ben. -Dr. Fuller.
-Accidents happen. Hey! -Yeah.
Any idea what happened to it?
No surgery.
-Did you see the balls? -No.
-You know that's never happening. -Yeah.
-Oh, we're having one next week, too. -That's right.
Any idea how this started?
Larry.
Uh, Dr. Fuller.
You do have a tear in the meniscus.
some ibuprofen. Uh, I'd put you on a PT course.
What a relief. I just was led to believe that I--
get some more hoses in there, but...
-Okay, thanks for coming. -Will: Thank you very much for your hospitality.
I mean, we love it. We really do.
-No, it isn't actually. -But--
-You think I'm gonna turn down a Funkhouser? -Larry!
-You're kidding me. -No.
When your Landlord is asked about your complaints history
-Yeah. -Okay.
-We'll be in touch about the store. -Yeah. I'll call--
All: Hey!
We did the best we could.
I'm gonna open a spite deli.
Oh, I'm just waiting for it to get hot.
I mean, well, I, I hadn't thought about it,
(horn blaring)
You didn't have a gun to your head.
-Hey, hey, hey, hey. -Hey.