Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Come on, I said I'll get the surgery. -No!
-proud to be black, too. -Oh, of course--
-Ow. Aah. -Oh.
I've tried, but, you know,
(flames roaring)
You're gonna have some dead people.
-Yeah, of course. Come on. -Yeah, that'd be great.
We meet once a month. We talk about the pitfalls of having a big-ass johnson.
Larry: Look at this. Disrespecting the drought again.
What happened to this watch?
I knew that big penis was nothing but trouble.
What color is the guy holding the gun?
-I'm Will Cooper. -You're the husband. Come.
because it's way too big, and he can't handle it.
-No tipping? -No, that's, that's demeaning.
-Hey. Uh, any of you guys know... -Yeah.
Excuse me, sir. You can't be this close. It's not safe.
-Oh, really? You're selling it? -Yeah.
-Seiderman: I know who it is. Yeah. -Larry: Oh.
So they're probably gonna investigate you.
-Larry: Aah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Seiderman: It hurts right there?
-Oh! -I'm so sorry.
All right. Joey will take it from here.
big pregnant woman walking down the street--
and it got caught in my throat.
-Country club shit right here. -Yeah.
and now he's got a gun to your head.
She's completely normal, but she just doesn't seem to remember... me,
-No. No idea. -Ah, uh-huh.
According to this doctor, uh...
I would go to like, a meeting, and I was, like, five minutes late.
and all of a sudden you jump out. Aah!
Let's say you had a bet with a friend.
For 50 bucks you're going in the bushes?
-(horn blaring) -(inaudible)
Do you have wobbly tables?
-And cinch that robe, Joey. -Okay, Larry.
How you, uh, doing? What's going on?
-He's a shanda for the bald. -He's a shanda for the bald.
(door closes)
Okay? And you'll regret it!
Gotta break a couple watches to...
-Just getting out of surgery? -Consultation, actually.
Why would you wanna do that?
-Joey: Oh, the scones? -Alice: The scone. Is it good?
you'd need the hot water with the shaving.
-How's it going? -Not terrible.
-Ah. Look at that, see? -Ah. (laughs)
(chuckles) There's the water police.
-All right, that'll be $10. -Yeah.
that was a bit disrespectful that I'm looking at taking out.
-Oh. Surprising. -Mm.
Okay, let's do the surgery.
Okay.
-Thank you, Jeff. Thank you. -Thank you.
Look, this pocket square you got going, there,
-What do you know? -Unbelievable!
-What? -A lot of names to pick, but--
It was an accident, all right? Did he feel bad about it?
Is 50% off a new car is a good deal for a 5 year old car with 60,000 miles?
Everybody in the big johnson community knows that.
He's not used to moving around with it.
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No, not in the least.
Yeah. He gave himself a giant penis.
Okay, I won't scare her.
Yeah. Um...
What are you doing here, Larry? Gettin' a third opinion?