Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How's your, uh, coffee shop doing?

-Thanks for having us. -Larry: I'll get that watch fixed.

Yeah, why? You know him?

you know, follow in the Funkhouser tradition of penises.

-Yeah. Yeah. -I can only imagine.

It's a hypothetical. It's just a hypothetical.

Okay, then we'll get you on crutches.

-Joey: That's it? -Leon: Oh, the big moment. Yes, indeed.

You know, a lot of people are gonna say to me,

You're tremendous. This is maybe

-Really? -Yeah.

And then I pull in here, and I see the fire truck.

I might actually open

I'm the baby? You're the one going around town getting a bunch of opinions!

he would always grab my hand, and ask me what it meant...

and, uh, we had a date last night.

-Okay. -Larry: I'll be here.

-I knocked over some beans in the storeroom. -Oh.

Mocha Joe: I'm glad you're here.

-Speaking of Joey. -Yeah.

he said I didn't need to get the... surgery.

-Right? It's supposed to be moist. -Yeah.

Are you... Latte Larry?

Everybody in the big johnson community knows that.

You know why? Because that's what spite houses are for!

Do you at least have it, then, if you didn't get it fixed?

-How we doing, Larry? -Pretty good. Pretty good. Oh, my God.

Sorry about your place.

If he was a little darker, maybe.

You can't just show up. You gotta flash that motherfucker at the door.

Thank you, really. Terrific. I can't wait to start.

Pull up a chair.

What do you mean, your store?

What's going on over here?

two similar stores right next to each other,

-Who? -Jeff: Marty Funkhouser's daughter

-Do you have officers? -Fuck, yeah, we do.

Yeah. It's a spite store.

Mankiewicz: What started off with spite

People don't tie robes properly.

Will: You know, like, things you've said,

(theme music continuing)

-Larry: A little baby boy. How about that? -Susie: Oh, so cute! Yeah.

It's a little bit out of my, uh, prince range, you know, right now.

-I can't wait for you to try it. -(laughing): Okay.

-Sorry. -This is my grandfather's watch. I can't replace this.

but you gave yourself quite a large penis there.

Here's the deal.

-(fireman clears throat) -Larry: Where...

Enjoy your coffee.

-We're gettin' it down. Yeah. -Fast learner.

Get this, Larry.

And while Larry was the first to open a spite store,

Mad? I'm not mad. I'm just--