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It's even cuter than I imagined!
fuck you, you little blue bitch!
Who's an idiot now?
They got all of Adam Sandler's friends' movies but none of his.
‐ I'm team leader, that's an order!
[pigeons cooing]
‐ Just think of this ship as a comforting piece of the home world.
‐ A new Shlorpian life.
Also, I'm so sorry, but her ears are a mess!
‐ What we need is a Pupa specialist.
We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet.
‐ But I thought you hated me?
‐ Ah! [glass shatters]
‐ I'm glad we're finally going to a planet that doesn't have stupid rules,
‐ I'm never taking off my Poe Dameron jammies ever again!
‐ You hear that, Terry? ‐ "You hear that Terry?" Shut up, bitch.
If it dies, you won't get to be rich and lazy.
to find food in dumpsters.
Are you guys wearing ceremonial garb?
What is the distress detector doing in the freezer?
So, they know us.
If we get spotted, we erase people's minds with a memory zapper.
I decree that all cool kids will attend.
Here's the Pupa. Tha‐tha‐that's the whole Pupa, right there.
Next time we're flying! ‐ No! I like the platform!
I'll be home soon, stay miserable!
not to mention our house is cluttered with toys and magazines.
‐ Nobody else showed up. ‐ Oh good, I hate people anyway.
That must have cost a million dollars!
‐ That must mean it's ready to start terraforming!
‐ Okay, good luck! Oh, and every time it barks,
[barks] Ahh!
‐ What, you don't say it at home?
‐ No, it went a little differently for us.
‐ On my count, unleash sci‐fi hell!