Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, I'm the one that always has to clean up the mess afterwards.
No, that's not true. What about that movie you did last summer?
Tracy was acting old-school bananas.
on average, earn 17% more than their bald counterparts?
Chewbacca, may I speak to Tracy, please?
Good to have you here. That was great, and you're...
He was standing right next to it!
- Cookie in the middle of the day? - I gave blood.
People eat that garbage up.
Well, if that's the way you feel, I'll stay.
How's this for an opening line? "When I first met Jack Welch,
Don't do anything strenuous tonight. Don't hit the clubs.
After the way Jack treated me today, I can't work here any more.
I walk around my house naked to remind my oldest son who's got the biggest dingdong.
- Oh, hi, Conan, how are you? - Good.
You still going out with that guy from the pager store?
- So, is he dangerous? - No, he should be fine,
You still, um... How's your wife?
I'll be right here. Look at this maze. it's so easy.
- Don't do that. - Pants on! Pants on!