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Okay, Okay-
How could either of you have possibly thought
What did they say in Jerry Maguire?
on, oh. (GROANS) on! on, oh. on.
but there's a drawing board you should be getting back to.
Oh, yeah. Let's go buy some smart stuff.
That's commitment! Yeah.
Pardon me for bringing this up, but I don't give a shit!
Funny you should ask.
Would you, by any chance, have time this evening
(TIRES SQUEAL)
Hi!
The point is that there's no more hunger.
Amy has short orange hair and her hairstyle slightly differs between Rock Band and Rock Band 2.
pick ourselves up by our bootstraps
Or, we could suck it up,
When her mother tried to get in touch with her,
Two gentlemen traveling together.
Um, Titanic?
Hey, wait a second.
Oh, there's gonna be plenty of time for that.
Oh, and we brought your box. You left it at the house, you stupid idiot.
I want you to bone her like a chicken cutlet.
'Got it!
But we're straight.
Yeah. Sounds like he wrote the rulebook.
she'll think I'm an idiot.
(DOORBELL DINGING RAPIDLY)
Hey,Penny!
and all saveddro had to validate that opinion was this letter given to him through the drc: ns through dni we've seen this is your first warning please don't let it happen again. yours sincerly the drc. and yeesha screamed when she saw it and ran straight into sirrus and achenar's arms.
Oh, it's not ours. Somebody abandoned it in front of our place.
All right, all right, all right. Aw.
(SIGHS)
Nerd! Nerd! Nerd! (CROWD MUMBLING)
Ni hao.
To what do we owe the honor at this late hour, gentlemen?
There are no exceptions.
So you can cross that one off your bucket list!
(GRUNTING)
Oh, my goodness, it is you!
Huh?
It's so nice to meet you!
but when you got it on a straightaway...
You're not gonna marry. Why not?
What?
flghtabove her bikini line.
Me? You had it.
Holy crap!
I don't know if I told you this, Har,
So?
So how are those things working?
You could have fooled us.
.
Yeah, doctor of doing the laundry, maybe.
So how are we gonna do this?
BOTH: Booga! (SCREAMING)
I appreciate your concern, Adele,
Wow.
"all the rest I can't remember."
Come on, Lloyd, you gotta get over her!
They're blinding me with science
Mikey?
But what if I go like this?
Lloyd, there's something...
You're really here! I'm Dr. Meldmann.
(MAKES CREAKING NOISES)
(CHUCKLES)
Here we are.
to find her. Let's call her.
(MOANS)
An invention that ends world hunger.
You better come in.
(BRAKES SCREECH)
emergency that we find her.
(CHUCKLING) That thing was a rocket.
Sol laid a little trap, and lo and behold, you took the bait
She flew out this morning to El Paso.
(FIRECRACKERS BURSTING)
They're not gonna mess with a 30-pound alley cat.
The person who gets the most nuts wins.
Hey, where's my dad?
That's fantastic!
Penny?
Best day ever. Greatest day of my life, really.
toxic cheryl de coursey was boiiiuppwoohurity bohpa's bohpa bohilpiie bopwliesh the bohoulliant bowper's bohoouooierppeirriioubutweouedowedyououpering wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!
Yeah. Those things are rat ladders.
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
God, and you're okay!
Let me see your purty teeth!
That is a good one.
That Dr. Pinchelow is certainly a fascinating character.
I think so.
Yeah! Me, too.
I wrote her a letter.
and the gravitational lensing of background radiation.
Then it's done.
You said 31.
but this is your dad.
I know how to get stuff done!
(LAUGHING)
Oh, me, too.
Is she there?
Sorry, no girls allowed.
I'm not here to turn you in.
Bon appétit, kid!
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Roger that.
His words.
Wow.
you gotta know when to quit!
I just wrote him a note, left some food
It's Bernard.
My bike for his helmet, straight up.
That way we have a few extra days to ourselves,
Those are rivers.
He won't let anything happen to the box.
They threw me out of the house.
That's insane!
And I got this pork chop.
(SCOFFS) That little hottie must have given us a fake name.
I want you to take all the diamonds with you when you go.
Dr. Pinchelow is coming.
The one with the kidneys.
on. (CHUCKLES)
I'm supposed to be giving a big speech for my dad any minute.
(CHUCKLES) Yeah, why not?
One of the long ones.
Maybe I couldn't afford to send her to the best public schools,
(CHUCKLING) Yeah, really.
No!
but it's a little late for that.
31.31,1,1,1! 2,2,2!
(SIGHS)
meet him at the door in a hurry.
Place looks smaller than I remember.
I made him a sweet deal.
Come on, bring it in!
I like it a lot.
When your Tami date Meets you in person
Just relax. We can overnight it to her.
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
I can't hear you, you're breaking up.
MRS. SNERGLE: Oh, thank God you're here.
Wait, are you sure that it's okay for birds to be eating Pop Rocks?
HARRY'S MOM: Harry, Harry.
What the hell happened?
(MOANS)
toto
Besides, she's married.
Okay, what is it?
No, not really.
Andre’s Response To Me....
(ALL SCREAMING)
Jim Carrey to his daughter about Mario
Put the gun down! Freeze!
A few months ago, I was changing your diaper before bedtime
I've known about this for a while,
where we can all meet.
It's the least he can do.
the windshield wipers,
(YELLS)
BARBARA: Oh, you're a leg-puller!
(BOTH LAUGHING LOUDLY) Because they laugh so damn hard.
I mean, you'd think it would be bad for their teeth.
What was that for?
and take the billion-dollar box.
who's gonna save your life.
not so great
That thing's really taken root!
tong “me, no see.
But what about theinvenfion?
Oh, you should have seen the look on your face!
Are you smiling at me? Are you smiling at me?
Wow.
(GROANS)
It's okay, Lloyd.
Bush club!
There's no lawsuit against that.
...until he can meet up with us.