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I'm sorry, your name is?
LLOYD: What's so funny?
Stop it! Lloyd, please,
(MUNCHING)
Poor Isla .....
Yeah, well, you're doing a great job so far.
He's got a gun! (ALL SCREAMING)
If she doesn't want to meet me,
This beer smells funky.
I'm sorry, lady! We're looking for Fanny Felcher!
LLOYD: Harry?
Oh, yeah, it's just a little graze.
Cool!
Hook, Line and Sphincter
I got a message that my daughter,
I think I might have turned them up too high!
She just, uh, never mentioned it.
Oh, and you found Penny.
What can I say?
My methods were sloppy.
(CROWD GASPS)
Well! Hello.
It's over!
But you know what?
Let's have a look.
She's beautiful!
Yeah, cool. Let's judge shit.
We saved two seats for you at the end of the second row.
while you were in the hospital.
And you let me come here every Wednesday for, like, a thousand weeks,
I've had a full life.
Is that you, Lloyd? (CHUCKLES)
(SPITS)
You're gonna be okay. What have we got?
Are you not listening to me, Lloyd?
Lloyd, did you say something?
That's called being a parent, Lloyd.
How about a hug?
You know, Harry,
So, uh, where is she?
who's filling in for graham gallagher? shawn em.
Come on, Harry!
(CHUCKLES)
If you say who dealt it,
Hook, Line and Sphincter
I'm just not a urine match. (MEOWS)
She's at a thing called the KEN Conference in El Paso.
What about your wives? LLOYD: Wives?
Ooh.
Can I meet her?
Excuse me, ma'am. Yes?
This isn't my handwriting.
(IN MANLY VOICE) Have fun, sweetie.
Hey, wait a second.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I love hellos.
All right.
Yeah? You try it.
Yes.
I'm sure those janitors will thank us later. Mmm.
Bush club!
(SIGHS)
I wondered why my kidney had grill marks.
(WHISPERING) Waita minute.
Lloyd,
(CHUCKLING) Ooh!
I trust you had a safe journey in?
Time to go! Come on, Penny.
and we will resume, uh, shortly.
It's a kidney. My kidney.
Callum ?
I think we got off on the wrong foot.
Give it to me.
0h. yeah!
Adele?
Sure. Okay.
Why don't we have Harry and Lloyd
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
I got kind of a serious medical problem.
Slow it down.
(MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
and it was all just for a gag?
Are you guys kidding? No! No!
I'll be right back.
on. (CHUCKLES)
I didn't take 34 years to come out of the closet
(GASPS)
who's filling in for lisa jingley? tinjong de left eye notre dame.
(SCREAMING)
Uh, would you like to go into the foyer
That's embalming fluid.
Does that mean I still have all my kidneys?
Daddy's not gonna let him get anywhere near you.
I thought you'd want to know. (SIGHS)
Get out of there! Move it!
That's not enough.
it used to be lucy colman busting ashley gallagher with chips but he quit so it would be ralph phillips taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
Legs are a little rubbery after all that time sitting here.
Oh, yeah? Like what?
You're killing me! Lloyd, I can't leave.
There are four numbers.
(GAGGING)
(YELPS)
Harry, you not touch your peanut butter.
Yeah, right. Since when? (BOTH LAUGH)
I'm not gonna steal an old lady's hearing aid!
I know! You're the gopher from Caddyshack.
So What Does Your Cookie Say?
What are you doing in your undies
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
Three? Nope.
I mean, I would, in a New York heartbeat.
Remember when we pulled up on the bike
FRAIDA: Are you ready, baby?
(GRUNTS) (GROANS)
nonstop surprises.
I've been looking all over for you.
(GROANS)
(EXHALES) (HORN HONKING)
Hurry, he's been shot!
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
(BLOWS)
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
How much for a beer? It's gratis.
Messing with your Friends at the park? Bush Club!
(SNICKERS)
Yeah.
You mean,
It's a good thing I'm not your uncle.
Mmm-hmm.
Are you okay, Hat'?
and she's headed right over here to meet him.
Mmm.
I cannot live on this emotional roller coaster any longer.
How many did you put in there?
Oh, the man didn't even show up for his Nobel ceremony.
If she's my kid,
Anyway, would you tell her that I've located our daughter.