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Hi, have you met Ted?
March 17, 2008
Settembre 26, 1983
I've got five dogs.
Settembre 27, 1983
What?
Gennaio 28, 1971
Okay, that's my Barney limit.
- And I'm a good handshaker. - That's a pretty great handshake.
I'd prefer "eccentric."
De... Wait for it... nied.
March 30, 2008
Twenty-five years ago, before I was Dad, I had this whole other life.
March 15, 2008
ok ok
- Lily loves them, you can't stand them. - Yeah, I hate olives.
And there she was,
And I'm saving the best for last.
I can handle this.
But when I think of spending the rest of my life with Lily,
Gennaio 10, 1971
See, the one in the middle just got dumped by her boyfriend.
Gennaio 15, 1971
Yeah, well.
March 29, 2008
Hi, have you met Josh?
- Right now. - Look, dude, it's midnight.
- What? - That was the signal.
Doggie style.
"This just in." Okay.
Well, maybe in a week when she gets back from Orlando.
Where's that champagne?
You know what that is? Hunger. You're hungry for experience.
Okay, meet me at the bar in 15 minutes. And suit up!
What?
I'm always waiting for the moment, planning the moment.