Pilot - How I Met Your Mother [S01E01]

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Pilot - How I Met Your Mother [S01E01]
TV-14 ComedyRomance

It's the year 2030 and an older Ted Mosby is telling the story to his son and daughter about how he met and will eventually marry their mother. This is where we meet for the first time Ted, Lily, Marshall, Barney and Robin.

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19 Sep 2005
Pilot
Pamela Fryman
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#1
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 24.501
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Hey, so you know how I've always had a thing for half-Asian girls?
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#2
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 23.778
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"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a God, you say, 'Yes!"'
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#3
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 21.725
dot Thanks for helping me plan this out, Ted.
Thanks for helping me plan this out, Ted.
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#4
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 21.665
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Oh, yeah. You just know she likes it dirty.
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Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 20.554
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A week? That's like a year in hot-girl time.
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#6
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 20.098
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The story of how I met your mother.
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#7
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 19.743
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Kids, I'm gonna tell you an incredible story.
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#8
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 19.709
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and walking her five hypothetical dogs.
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#9
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 19.358
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Mark my words, you will never see that one again.
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#10
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 19.044
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Now it's gonna be Marshall and Lily and me.
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#11
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 18.669
dot I've been there for all the big moments of you and Lily.
I've been there for all the big moments of you and Lily.
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#12
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 18.667
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I love a Scotch that's old enough to order its own Scotch.
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Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 18.620
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I do those dumb little fluff pieces at the end of the news.
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#14
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 18.542
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Simple ceremony. We'll write our own vows.
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#15
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 18.533
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You know, ever since college it's been Marshall and Lily and me.
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Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 18.249
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Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 18.183
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So, these spankings,
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Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 18.060
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See, the one in the middle just got dumped by her boyfriend.
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Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 17.957
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It's gotta be blue, it's gotta be French.
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Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 17.818
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- Yeah, is this gonna take a while? - Yes.
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#21
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 17.359
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Hey, you wanna do something tonight?
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Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 17.317
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People will dance, I'm not gonna worry about it.
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Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 17.260
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A simple "no" would have sufficed.
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#24
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 17.112
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She'll forget all about you.
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Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 17.052
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I am so turned on right now.
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