HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
with real potential.
-Ooh. -Yeah, seems really soul satisfying.
That one.
And let's all have fun.
Hi. Great crowd.
-Even though it was smiling? -It's not smiling.
We're both trying something hard.
are not Jewish.
Now stop moving around.
at the Hotel Le Gaslight. Count on it.
I will connect you.
One of the hazards of secretly using power tools
-No shit. -Mary, we're in church.
B. Altman, where may I direct your call?
That's 30 blocks above our last one.
One, two, three, four and there's little Sal.
Goddamn Harry Drake.
You know, basically, I think I'm on her side.
And there's no budget to paint.
My God, oh, my God.
This is the Punishment Room.
Hi, everybody. How's it going?
Yup. See you.
styles and trends since I've been off the floor.
for her wedding, but you're not gonna do this?
I mean, they met in November, and here they are
uh, the great German mathematician Georg Cantor
Oh, we've had a couple of hiccups.
What do we got here, kids? A shotgun wedding?
in the next ten years? That would be a big help.
I would love her to quit.
How are we doing here, Curren?
It-- this isn't a funeral, it's the happiest day of your life.
-This. This. Not that. -Ah.
and then they make a call from a second phone
Oh. That I would have to borrow from my father.
My sister had her reception here.
Those are my comical socks!
-Mr. Curry, a question... -Cleary. Cleary.
MILLY: I've never seen a nude man before.
Did Madame Alexander put you in there?
I'm relieved. I'll see you at lunch.
and Paris is chock-full of schlongs.
-Good. -Really good.
B. Altman, where may I direct your call?
Yeah, that's on 56th.
♪ My talk and my name... ♪
It's Midge.
Supposed to show where they've hidden
and change in the taxi.
I need to start writing things down,
...turn ourselves in.
I don't have time to change at school.
I don't think they heard you in Poughkeepsie.
It's getting the right texture... (gasps)
-It's kind of rare. -Don't rub it in.
Mostly inside. Here.
but the charges are the charges.
She makes good kugel.
-ELSA: Or maybe orange. -Aah!
But if anyone brought a set of towels as a gift,
I mean, look at me.
and they hold the receiver up to the line I'm on,
Okay. Yes. Yes!
LANCE: In my spare time,
I won't, I promise.
when she implied that we're a couple of queers.
which included his theory on the infinity of infinities.
Some of us want to be artists. I want to be an artist.
The treasure map's in pretty bad shape.
Oh, I completely skipped the down-there part.
Yes, thank you, Rose.
It's damp and lifeless.
B. Altman, where may I direct your call? I will connect you.
of my brilliant B. Altman friend, Midge Maisel.
We'll take those.
I'm meeting my wife in a few minutes.
-Did you say breakfast? -Eggs and ham.
Is life okay in your 18-room apartment on the Upper West Side
You're frog-marching me to the gig.
I-I've known a couple. One died.
Here's to you both.
Oh, really? That's wonderful.
Mary, it was a mistake, you have to believe me.
I think people noticed.
anything beyond two miles of your geographical service
There's a bag of money we use to bribe people.
They cut open the wall?
-Do the math. -O'TOOLE: Miriam Maisel.