Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

incurs additional fees on top of the nine dollars.
ANNOUNCER: Husbands, a new waiting lounge has opened up
My place.
That's what I thought.
Did I not mention that? I should've mentioned that.
That's a good thing.
No one told me.
♪ Need an ashtray, drink some coffee, some coffee ♪
And of course, there's Father O'Brien.
♪ I know you've been upset ♪
-I know, it sounds crazy. -Not at all.
-We have no flowers. -There's no money for flowers.
-but the Italian family will. -I know, right?
would it be possible to give it a coat of paint?
And I vouched for you.
Don't leave before you have some kugel.
And the ceremony was lovely.
♪ My walk will be different ♪
and now half of them want to quit,
Joke. That was a joke.
(people gasping)
and you're the most presentable of the basement girls.
And now I think one of them is your parents' house
By taking our money? I wish I could do someone that favor.
-Who? Who? -Harry Drake.
-SUSIE: Harry Drake. -MIDGE: Did he see us?
I am not calling Joel.
-You understand that, right? -Yes, I understand that.
-Well, we do all love Bill. -Mm.
-2,135, for the record. -Thanks.
-in their house or the factory. -Treasure maps?
ANNOUNCER (over P.A.): Attention, ladies.
-and shut the fuck up. -Eat shit and die!
That's the joy of not giving a shit, Freddy.
Thank you for shopping B. Altman.
-Pardon? -I mean, it's so audacious, a master's.
And women, most men we sleep with,
Mary's Bill.
You don't just talk to Billy Jay, you need an in.
Okay, later.
and use the intervening time
His eye for the ladies. Hmm? (clicks tongue)
I'll try. I practiced a little last night,
No. Not at all. Thank you, but I-I was just thinking
I go to Bell Labs later and they dress more eclectic.
and that's the great mathematician Henri Poincaré.
with your doorman and your maid and your childcare
There's a lot of things we can do. Teach.
Which ones are your fancy socks?
Truman, you took notes that day.
♪ Since when is it a disaster ♪
MIDGE: Oh, Mrs. O'Toole.
She tried calling herself Bertrum and wearing a bowler,
I'm just trying to figure out how can I afford
I asked him if he was foreign or something,
-Thank you for shopping B. Altman. -WOMAN: It's a little plain.
in front of normal, everyday people anymore.
-No, I'm okay, I'm okay. -Are we dismissed?
-at the Revlon Counter. -Sweetie, I'm sorry,
Your sword fights and whatnot.
-Because that'll be very distracting. -(clears throat)
Susie, you can't sleep here.
That's like putting mayonnaise on a bialy, you don't do it.
♪ What's a girl to do? ♪
I owe you, Arch.
Hope he brought wine.
Call Mrs. Fulber, tell her it's an emergency.
-This and this. Have a good day. -Ah.
Father, can we talk?
-Hello, Midge, Susie. -Hey, Harry, nice to see you.
so he'd give your friend some pigs in a blanket
-Did you call me? -No.
Don't tell me about Barney Greengrass.
-It was perfect. -It was perfect.
Some guy named Horace.
Not the boy picking on my son, I mean my son.
This is my job, Susie, and I am proud of the work I do.
I am in shock, I'm in absolute shock.
I was told it was nine dollars a month.
they have to be with me some of the time or I'll go crazy.
-I'm asking you to sit down. -Don't tell me to sit down!