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When somebody dunks us in water, we call a lawyer.
Smells like Ma's making kugel.
I'm obsessed with the time lady.
And I'm gonna help you get the hell out of here
See you at lunch.
I apologize. I need to leave a bit early today.
'Cause I need the money, genius.
♪ Go out jumpin' with your dumplin', your dumplin' ♪
This wouldn't have happened without her.
...my mother says, "You've gained so much weight
Oh, sure, she wanted to make friends and take classes,
Well, probably, but Ed, when I signed up,
-Esther. -Esther?
I never put that together.
Even Brian here's talking about laying bricks.
Just don't get distracted by whatever the stop is.
Well, how do you think I feel? I thought it was a dishrag.
♪ Get tough, don't be so patient ♪
She's here to help me with the reception.
They all seem to be men.
ABE: I guess I don't get to use the bathroom.
-Then what was that? -That was showbiz.
Uh, you-you might want to keep those shades closed.
I'm Mrs. Maisel. Good night.
♪ Well, I guess I'll have to change my plan ♪
-What thing? -The guy's a dog.
Hundreds of radioactive, Jewish mothers above ground,
I didn't throw it to you, Midge.
♪ Is simply you were teased ♪
He's coming over. Should I scream?
Really, thank you.
♪ What's a girl to do? ♪
how you practically slept with a priest
Will you come in here, please?
Jackie, how many times have I told you?
Oh, I'd rather not look at that either.
She goes out and she gets money.
Actually, that was right.
Hi. Midge.
-CHILD: Mama! -Coming!
-Makeup Department. -You're back in the show.
with your extended family until the radiation disperses.
He was well-liked by those who enjoy
There's a lot of emotion on a day like today,
He's denying us a line of credit.
Because she got married in the Punishment Room.
Wow. So generous.
If I call someone who's less than two miles away,
Anyone scheduled to die the week before Mary's wedding?
She's the funniest girl in the world.
what if you let them have the Window Room
-Sounds very reasonable. -Mm-hmm.
It has a window.
Bartering. I can work with that.
Church kept them from a funeral last week.
What are you doing here?
The crab meat salad.
He's been threatening you with violence.
if you had any insight on a true hero of mine,
Geez, listen to me. I said "the fucking line."
Simon, it's Abe Weissman.
♪ What's a girl to do? ♪
So, according to this, it should be right... here.
(sniffs)
I-I always think a lot about sex at weddings.
♪ Is hard fought and not for free ♪
But a sky blue would make the room feel cheerier.
-Shit. -What?
And I'm sorry, but look at me.
It was an innate ability that is not uncommon in the field.
three months after meeting him?
You know,
You've got a gentleman caller.
Ah, well, I'm Jewish.
but the picture was sensational
and I pointed out that I didn't know many female artists.
I'm just very new at all this.
I think there may be a bag of money hidden