Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

SUSIE (on phone): Your what?
Quick, look in my purse, there's a...
-Maybe the matzo ball soup. -FRED: Hey, Susie.
Oh, look who Harry's with now. That's Billy Jay.
What you need is experience and I have experience.
Sometimes I just want to spark it up a little.
because it's just sad.
Good. I'll come by and pick it up tomorrow.
(overlapping chatter continues)
of his written record, but of the scraps we do have left--
Hi, Midge.
-What did you do? -Nothing.
Get your sand pail, start digging.
-Are you all on that path? -Pretty much.
Uh... okay. Um...
since the apocalypse,"
It's making the smell in here worse.
I forget what I was supposed to write down.
I wish I'd known that before your reception,
I should patent this. I should...
And just about all of them were crying.
(applause)
We don't have any female art teachers here, do we?
-Thank you for coming by. -Yes. Um,
I have a support system, you don't. I'm sorry.
but you can't plan your wedding by yourself.
They show where all our stashes are.
-O'TOOLE: Girls! -O'Toole. -Ooh.
(door closes)
So, what do I do? How do I do that?
-ROSE: This isn't an emergency. -MIDGE: It kind of is. -Mama.
You got 100 at that Midtown place on 23rd.
and I pointed out that I didn't see any female teachers
Good? Are we done?
If I could, I'd be the president of the bank
And it's got to be right for the kids, too, because
-Treasure map? -JOEL: It's just what she calls her records
And talk about love at first sight.
Oh, should we lock these up in the safe?
Yes, our Charleston Gardens Restaurant is open today, ma'am,
ABE: The one in the hat. Bertrum.
they stashed a bag of money in a closet.
-Hey, Susie, call me tomorrow. -Actually, Mel, can you call me?
She was supposed to watch the kids.
MIDGE (on record): So this is it, huh?
Good morning Esther
Too close, too close.
I mean, it would be nice to meet a man.
I'm really glad you brought him up, Lance.
It's 20 blocks out of your way.
First floor.
for coming to celebrate our daughter's wedding with us.
I don't want to go to the fucking bother, Ed.
I mean, what the fuck?!
Relax, I'm not anymore. I swapped apartments
why you'd be paying the phone bill of a friend
That's really what they call it?
(overlapping chatter continues)
He's a veteran of Korea. Right, Mary?
-Whatever. -Mm, Greengrass for the lox.
I've been thinking about the very nature of infinity--
You're such a little freak. I mean, you really are.
You're learning so much.
Then I'll pay your phone bill. How about that?
You don't sleep clean.
she'll go back to Paris,
I got Curren to reconsider the mitigating circumstances.
-Someone's got to stay. -I can't stay.
Carrie Ann misbehaved in geography class.
-You understand that, right? -Yes, I understand that.
-I only have one pair of fancy socks. -MIDGE: They're the ones
Because I'm dressed for the university.
But none of the teachers here are women.
(laughter)
(laughter)
A family is in your apartment? Your place is a shithole.
The other one killed herself.
That's why my daughter went to college.
-And hug them? -Of course.
She got a little bossy, so I nudged her aside.
He seemed very personable.
-That, too. -Susie.
A-And if a priest is gonna have sex, I think God would