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"There was nothing but pie." There's never anything but pie.
Thank you, Mrs. Maisel.
Is it just gonna be sitting in here on the floor?
This just keeps getting weirder.
-Why, are you having an orgasm? -He threatened you, Susie.
Oh, Curry is a good man.
-Nice to meet you. -And nice to meet you, miss.
Face masks, they're the future and the past.
Not that or that.
that he's never met that you're not even supposed to know.
and the other half are demanding
Could've sworn you called me.
I'm gonna book what I want to book.
This has been a very good meeting, Simon.
I'm not always late.
What happened to humor, huh?
One quit, no one knows where she is today.
I thanked you for the rumaki.
Midge, the ceremony's the thing, and the church is beautiful.
B. Altman, where may I direct your call?
I was just suggesting things from the menu.
-Oy. -WOMAN: Interesting.
Exactly. So I said, "What's the point?"
I'm not sidling up to Billy Jay.
-2,135, for the record. -Thanks.
but taking out the rest of his family, his mother,
Talk about "Ouch."
I told him, "Get in there. Use what you got.
Well, it does seem a little pointless.
You can bump them.
because it converges so slowly.
All I did was I asked the girls
♪ If there're any good ones left ♪
Give him air, guys.
-No. -Pardon me?
Nice guy, I'll introduce you later.
for an early evening reception?
Mine would be Mi Shebeirach.
ROSE: I'm late, too. My class is at 8:00.
♪ Born to shop? No! Pretty victories ♪
Are you kidding me?
I'm not gonna find $2,000 in my closet.
-It can't be possible. -ED (over phone): Your biggest charges
Well, I've never been trained for coat check.
The high ceilings, the tile floor,
A manager doesn't go to her client
And these are...?
And-and then there's Mary and Bill.
I don't think God would look too kindly on that.
Take coat, give ticket.
Mm, I like Katz's for their corned beef.
This is my parish. I'm getting married in the church upstairs.
Thank you.
One of 'em. It's a surreal masterpiece.
all the cash over the years.
First floor?
-(glass clinking) -Excuse me, everybody.
I just hope it's not the one you use
MIDGE: That was a tight one minute, Brian.
This would be very bad for me.
-Thank you, ma'am. -(clears throat)
saying she's worried about money.
Psst!
♪ I overlooked that point completely... ♪
MIDGE: I want to get serious here for a minute, people.
Never leave the booth.
I am the same size now that I was at my wedding.
Oh, okay. Ah, there we go.
Yes, ma'am. What's life without a little spark?
BOTH: Do not change in the taxi.
to this every night?
Ooh, the men in the business school are very handsome.
ABE: If you're so inclined, reach back further
this stupid fucking phone you sold me!
My, I can't even imagine.
Okay. So, basically,
And a few others talked about being artists,
I am so sorry, honey.
(hyperventilating)
Is this your brassiere, Susie? You left it in the back.