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Yeah, I guess that's why you passed out at Walmart last month.

I don't know if we got time for the full symphony of love,

I'm guessing you're the one keeping this feud alive.

but this feud is getting way out of control.

I think we know who's a liar and who's on fire, Roseanne.

What's up, deplorable?

there were 50 people in line ahead of me when I got there,

Well, just 'cause they're up

because girls can be whatever they want to be.

It's nothing but animals getting beat and drunk clowns.

who can't do simple math.

Sorry, I know you're eating.

Why don't you get that fixed with the new health care

What's up, libtards?

- He was a gentle giant. - [CHUCKLES]

How could you have voted for him, Roseanne?!

which helped get him elected.

I'll give you a ride to your job interview.

when you're out drinking in the garage, Dan.

You weren't here, Darlene. You didn't see it.

This would have sold like hot cakes

you thought it would be safe.

I had to come home because this family's falling apart.

May the winds fill his sails and carry him

And, by the way, I'm about to have a baby.

Well, like it or not, I'm here to take care of you,

Shut up. I'm not letting you eat that pie.

Every one of you wrapping yourselves up in the flag