Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- [DOORBELL RINGS] - You know, I mean,

I don't know. Can I have some money?

You could've said you were 23. (Snaps)

so she didn't finish high school?

I mean, this might come as a complete shock to you,

Ooh, my favorite... Drugs!

I start getting the shots to produce extra eggs.

Mom, if I do this, I can pay off my credit cards,

I'll wait 'til he has a couple of beers first.

Our insurance don't cover what it used to,

Well, why didn't you just say that?

We respond with a positive affirmation

for you to get back on your feet,

Well, I don't want her selling off our grandkids, either, Dan,

What's it to ya?

She got the tattoo.

Uh, are you eating Peeps for breakfast?

Oh, [SCOFFS], well, the pay was crap with no benefits,

and brings the world to the brink

the most interesting character.

Mm, say no more.

I know it's only been a week,

You just keep telling yourself that, Darlene.

and for bringing our son, D.J., home safe from Syria.

And I guess I didn't mean to imply

- Not yet. - Okay, well, thank her for her service.

Wow! Just for having a baby?

which, according to the lady at the MAC counter,

He talked about jobs, Jackie!

Becky, I know you've had a hard time

then we're gonna send that baby out into the world

in her obituary.

you want the government to give everybody free health care