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[CHUCKLING] Thank you. And...
than let you bully me again.
Morning, Mark.
I'm sorry, I'm just not giving up.
- Granny Rose! - Oh!
Mom.
I'm sorry, Harris, but I-I...
[VOICE BREAKING] I'm sorry.
Remember we told her not to get that
Oh, puh-leeze!
who's on that stupid fishing boat
What are you talking about?
Yeah, and we told her she had to finish high school,
that tears America apart
You could've said you were 23 (Snaps)
That oughta do it.
Anybody want to know what I think?
I don't have time for this.
I think this would be a wonderful opportunity
[FEET STOMPING]
even if they're a "liar, liar, pantsuit on fire."
what they believe in their heart
You always believed in "my body, my choice."
JACKIE: Knee still giving you trouble, Roseanne?
but, you know,
No, I'm merely pointing out, at your age,
ROSEANNE: Dan?
No, I have to fill out some forms
I'll trade you five of my statins...
She didn't finish high school?
How come you're always smiling?
to model the behavior
How dare you invite her here without asking me first.
Yeah, I never stopped.