Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and then I go into the booth

It works good enough to kick your ass, snowflake.

Uh, here's some dressing for the table.

- [PILLS RATTLING] - [AS SAMMY DAVIS JR.] Candyman's home, babe.

- Hey, Aunt Jackie! - Hey, oh-oh, Harris!

Yup. Sweet as can be.

He said he'd shake things up!

Why does everybody always think I'm dead?

I invited her to dinner.

You could've said you were 23.

until such time said baby returns home to us to live...

And, you know, Mom, I know you and Aunt Jackie

she was an important part of my childhood.

but she was a real jerk about it, too.

Thank you for your salad.

I don't need to be stressed out.

ROSEANNE: Oh, yeah.

Well, looky here.

Yeah, it's my eggs and her husband's sperm.

Wha'ts up, adorable?

was the good Roseanne.

like God intended.

What happened to the rest of our candy?

I didn't want to come home.

and you get them to question

I mean, not only did she vote for the worst person on Earth,

Cereal, you say?

You know, I just...

should grow up and be president,

Darlene says just ignore it.

this isn't about Becky's eggs anymore.

Ha-ha. Funny story.

Come on, Darlene,

Well, those people must've died from compliments.