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Shhhh!
Okay. You know, what do you want me to say?
Six bucks.
I ain't seen that movie in 20 years.
so I got half the drugs for twice the price.
but I'm sure we can knock off a few of the greatest hits.
'cause then she'll just go do the exact opposite.
I better go talk to him.
It's weird.
and all our troops still overseas.
There's this really nice woman who wants me to have her baby.
[DOOR CLOSES]
You made a shrine to her as if she's dead.
'cause I know nobody ever goes in there.
I need you to watch Mark. I've got a job interview today.
♪ ♪
You want to meet my family?
all you suckers got promised?
for my breakfast, I think it's my damn business.
I mean, [SCOFFS], look, M-Mom and Jackie are fighting,
Mom, Aunt Jackie's standing right here,
before I put my makeup on. [CHUCKLES]
who's always right about everything.