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Cut it pretty good, right?
You saved me.
♪♪
[ Exhales, groans loudly ]
she'll meet a guy and flirt...
Mom?
I sometimes think of a line or image, but...
Right, Gibson?
Okay.
Please call me Pilar.
Okay.
you are with us.
You got it right. You protected him.
did you take Simon away from his dad?
I never told Simon the truth.
I could use some of that soup now.
Screw him. Sorry.
And also...
Your father would love that.
Can you believe that?
As long as you're not trying
you wouldn't run naked to the hospital
Her best isn't good enough,
I always have.
♪♪
I don't have to tell you.
I need an epidural.
She's dating Superman. Yeah.
Guy makes a miraculous shot.
she takes it too far.
and you let your personal life interfere,
and then things get rough in the bedroom,
there is really nothing to be done.
[ Inhales deeply ]
[ Sighs ]
and decided that I couldn't handle
[ Indistinct conversations ]
I'm very sleepy.
It's Travis Montgomery from Seattle Fire.
Pilar, honk your horn. Keep honking it.
Station 19. Can you hold, please?
Oh, God.
Longhorns. By, uh, 3.
jump in a warm shower and the pain will stop?
and I think that is the right quality for this job.
You look like my boyfriend.
I'm just upset for your poor mother.
♪♪
♪♪
That a yes or a no? I don't know.
Speaking of shame...
No, I'm not trying to start a fight.
Mm.
[ Chuckles ]
That's a Belgian Malinois.
Can you imagine peeing a basketball, Dean?
Please.
but she said the warm water might help you relax,
gold medals and fire captains and --
Oof.
[ Exhales sharply ] I don't think I can do this.
♪ Free ♪
Hey, Mom?
[ Sobs ]
and there is some evidence that sitting on a yoga ball
One, two, and up.
Okay, you're right not to keep it running.
Pilar, honk your horn.
Contraction! Ohhh!
I'm terrified.
Go bother someone else.
His, uh...
Yeah, Charlie horse.
I'm having trouble hearing you, okay?
We don't quit.
Please put your clothes back on. Okay. Up.
[ Woman giggles ] Up.