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...but it doesn't seem like we ever make a dent.
...Christmas dinner.
Oh, so, what do you think? Had to haul it up the side of the building.
...nothing.
...what I got them that Christmas.
Of course, her life's been so lousy, I don't know what I expected.
...Perry's crying because he wasn't Santa for his kids...
... Christmas Eve as peace talks collapse.
What then?
Okay. So then you're experiencing it too?
Stand back, boys.
Anything from fairy tales to mythology.
No! No!
Here.
All the money in the world and no one to share it with.
- He said. - Just go with me on this.
I wanna see what you see.
Jimmy, here.
...just to bust through the interdimensional vortex in the first place?
She's not exactly a Rhodes scholar, is she?
Crops failed, bank hasn't called.
I haven't had a drink in 15 years. Gave it up after my husband abandoned me.
- Excuse me. - Lois...
That's weird.
...and an advance check.
- Mxyzptlk. - Right.
...and Clark's not going anywhere, Mazel Tov.
No. No, I'm here for good.
Not anyone. Not you, not them...
...was Mxyzptlk.
If you could ask her to Christmas dinner tomorrow?
...flipped it.
See, creatures who live within third-dimensional time...
...or I promise I'll send you someplace far worse than your fifth dimension.
Brings a whole new meaning to the term "statuesque," doesn't she?
I burped it.