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...and an advance check.
What then?
Jimmy, here.
...or I promise I'll send you someplace far worse than your fifth dimension.
I wanna see what you see.
I burped it.
...and Clark's not going anywhere, Mazel Tov.
Stand back, boys.
No. No, I'm here for good.
...was Mxyzptlk.
...what I got them that Christmas.
Brings a whole new meaning to the term "statuesque," doesn't she?
...Christmas dinner.
...but it doesn't seem like we ever make a dent.
- Excuse me. - Lois...
No! No!
See, creatures who live within third-dimensional time...
...just to bust through the interdimensional vortex in the first place?
Not anyone. Not you, not them...
... Christmas Eve as peace talks collapse.
...Perry's crying because he wasn't Santa for his kids...
Crops failed, bank hasn't called.
Here.
...flipped it.
All the money in the world and no one to share it with.
Okay. So then you're experiencing it too?
- Mxyzptlk. - Right.
Oh, so, what do you think? Had to haul it up the side of the building.
If you could ask her to Christmas dinner tomorrow?
That's weird.
...nothing.
Of course, her life's been so lousy, I don't know what I expected.
- He said. - Just go with me on this.
I haven't had a drink in 15 years. Gave it up after my husband abandoned me.
She's not exactly a Rhodes scholar, is she?
Anything from fairy tales to mythology.