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I guess the thing I regret most is...
Gather around. Gather. That's right. All right, now...
Maybe Perry will never notice if I just don't give it to him.
Yeah, I guess so.
I was head of security at LemCo 16 years.
He sprung for it himself.
- I'm an alcoholic. - She's an alcoholic.
She really knows a lot about them.
...before everyone arrives. Without super-cheating, that is.
My father...
- Okay. - Clark, what's going on?
Help!
What games?
Well, then you're the lucky one...
That's his whole thing. So you take away hope...
- Thanks, Superman. - Of course.
Oh, yeah.
They don't look too hopeful yet, do they?
Brenda. She's really something. Rhodes scholar.
What time do your parents' flight get in?
I suppose.
In world news, Eastern European peace talks are progressing tonight.
That... That's it. That... That's it.
I heard the bank alarm. I came out onto my balcony...
It seems like it's taken forever.
...I just had the strangest sensation that I was being watched.
- You okay? - Oh, Clark, I'm trying. I really am.
He... He changed time.
Has it really gotten that bad?
There's always a little bit of hope left in the human spirit, and I'll find it.
Oh, you hadn't noticed? As time doesn't pass...
Doesn't it seem like we've been here before?
- Recovering. - Recovering.
Let's make it a club soda.
Get rid of hope?
Yes, I know who you are. You're Willard B. Caldwell.
Merry Christmas.
No, that's not what I mean.
Cholesterol may be all I have left.
Yeah. Yeah. Merry Christmas, Ralph.
You saved my life.
Are we ready to make a deal?