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Well, you should go, shouldn't you?
Yes, I know.
Just watch.
...and spare them the suffering.
Fat chance, buster.
What if the bank doesn't cover our losses this time, Martha?
So you here for the holidays?
Well, I mean, it's garbage.
Which means he has been here before and he has been sent back before.
...your own kids hate you after all these years of neglect...
I see magic.
...that.
Wanna know what I see?
What loop?
I didn't get one for the house, seeing as it's just me this year.
Who?
There is something that's bothering me though.
Never got around to it.
...I never got the chance to play Santa for my boys.
I was wondering if you might be able to help him.
...who will no doubt be so grateful they'll willingly worship me...
Try one of these natural sodas. They're delicious.
But that's all been taken care of.
Still more reports coming.
In world news, Eastern European peace talks are in question tonight.
Conspicuous consumption, gluttony, greed.
Yeah. We could do that.
...but I just don't get what you're saying.
Never underestimate the holiday spirit, chief.
I know money must be tight with the frost you've had.
- Clark, how did you know all that? - Lois, I have been here before.
She really knows a lot about them.
I suggested you.
What is it that you want?
- There's what again? - Bank alarm.
And then he didn't even bother to show up.
...no one's ever given me a Christmas present before.
Reward? Who said anything about a reward?
Yes you can. I'll show you how.
Hey! Don't be so chipper!
...weren't gonna have Christmas this year.
Have you no idea who I am, what I'm worth?
No. I did have a problem with the fact that those kids...
Oh, Jonathan, remember what the doctor said about your cholesterol.