Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I see magic.
...weren't gonna have Christmas this year.
...no one's ever given me a Christmas present before.
And then he didn't even bother to show up.
Try one of these natural sodas. They're delicious.
She really knows a lot about them.
I know money must be tight with the frost you've had.
I didn't get one for the house, seeing as it's just me this year.
Have you no idea who I am, what I'm worth?
Well, I mean, it's garbage.
Who?
Just watch.
...your own kids hate you after all these years of neglect...
I suggested you.
I was wondering if you might be able to help him.
...and spare them the suffering.
There is something that's bothering me though.
Never got around to it.
...that.
No. I did have a problem with the fact that those kids...
What loop?
Yes you can. I'll show you how.
Which means he has been here before and he has been sent back before.
Still more reports coming.
Oh, Jonathan, remember what the doctor said about your cholesterol.
- Clark, how did you know all that? - Lois, I have been here before.
In world news, Eastern European peace talks are in question tonight.
Reward? Who said anything about a reward?
What is it that you want?
Yes, I know.
What if the bank doesn't cover our losses this time, Martha?
...I never got the chance to play Santa for my boys.
Yeah. We could do that.
Conspicuous consumption, gluttony, greed.
So you here for the holidays?
But that's all been taken care of.
Never underestimate the holiday spirit, chief.
...who will no doubt be so grateful they'll willingly worship me...
Fat chance, buster.
...but I just don't get what you're saying.
- There's what again? - Bank alarm.
Well, you should go, shouldn't you?
Wanna know what I see?
Hey! Don't be so chipper!