Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If he stays true to form, he's gonna be here.

And now the elevator doors are gonna open. There.

He goes off to meet her, and in three, two, one...

I've been trying to get here all day.

Let's use that time to restore hope in the world.

He stood me up. You believe that?

What about them? If we let things continue the way they have been...

...of absolutely everything.

All right. The terms are this:

"He?" What are you talking about?

...if you agree to leave Earth...

I've done it before, and frankly, I'm getting kind of tired of it.

- Perry? - Right here.

No, it's not, Lois. I've read it. It's great. Only you don't know it anymore.

No tomorrow means no hope for tomorrow.

- New job? - As head of security.

It's just sad to think of these kids being split up for the holidays.

C.K., your mom's been giving me some great advice on women.

I got Aunt Esther the fruit basket and holiday chocolates...

I wish we could have a nice Christmas alone together.

Name's Mxyzptlk.

Come on down here.

- Hey, hey, Beth Ann. - Lois.

I targeted him right here to this spot. He should be here.

- In about 20 minutes? - What?

Or with no hope means no tomorrow.

Listen, becoming a felon wouldn't be any kind of gift...

...I'm not going anywhere.

The traffic on Christmas Eve is gonna be murder.

You're not still brooding about that, are you?

- Forget it. - Help!

I've been out of work for almost a month.

- Superman. - Mr. White, are those your boys?

You don't have to be alone, sir.

Destroy themselves?

This is ridiculous.

- Magic? - Yeah, honey, magic.

- Merry Christmas, you two. - And... here's that corruption story.

Maybe peace on Earth, goodwill towards men will mean something this year.

... if any treaty will be signed by Christmas morning.