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but the school board has voted to cancel your sex ed class.
Because not only to condoms fail 100% of the time,
Meg, I still cannot believe what you and Doug did last night.
Oh, no she di-in't.
use a condom.
Oh, now that's not going to help her nymphomania.
when he tries to play an American cowboy.
You kids were doing it...
Now, I know this person looks a little mixed up,
Hey, you wouldn't put a plastic bag over your grandmother's head, would you?
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But I mean, hey, we're all human, huh?
they're also majorly unsafe.
You stood up for what you believe in.
Come on. Can't you break your stupid pledge for one night?
Yeah, it's been on my crotch.
Meg, when I was your age, my parents tried to feed me
- You jackass. - Now you've done it.
I suppose that bile-spewing skirt of yours can have her tooth back.
Gonna take a fortnight at least to get this herd down to St. Louis on Mississippi.
Please welcome from the First Evangelical Church,
Oh, my God. Are you saying I'm fat?
- Full on. - Right?
That's none of your concern. You got to take care of the offspring.
The Tooth Fairy isn't real.
We have urges, and they are perfectly natural.