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Can't you go down the school and try to reason with them?
Tomorrow, I'm going down to James Woods High
Brian, I'll be right back. I'm going to use the little girl's room.
It's going kickass!
Hollywood kid.
I was just passing through on my way to see The Matrix.
and offer to teach the class myself.
What? Well, that's crazy.
- I'm going to use condoms. - Me, too!
- You think my girlfriend's a moron. - So does everyone!
Sorry I'm late, Lois.
I wasn't asking your permission.
- What in Christ's name is that for? - I'm abstinent, Lois.
Music By John Wiilams (1-2) Brain Tyler (3)
While that is a fact, they also make sex safer.
Calm down. Everything's going to be all right.
You've tested positive for nymphomania.
- Oh, God. - Oh, God.
Now, look, let's rap for a second.
Stewie, what the hell? Get me down from here.
Peter, I don't know what you think you're doing,
Count me in.
to refrain from sex until you're married.
she cuts off a piece of her armpit hair
and this over here,
An entire week and still no teeth.
Oh, dear God, I've lost a tooth.
That joker must have been from Jefferson High.
but I think Jillian's found a good balance.