Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What can I say? I need a big dick!
Eric Do you ever shut the fuck up?
I have a birthday looming
...generally when her husband is out of town.
He works hard. He's sleep deprived.
For chrissake, give the dog a break.
SHRUTI YOU ARE INSANE
-Guess what Barneys gets for this. -Don't tell me.
Another double vodka rocks for the birthday girl.
Goodnight.
What did I tell you about Iistening to my CDs?
I have a birthday Iooming.
I couldn't believe it.
Now, I can't remember if I've taken my Halcion before dinner or not.
It's just too damn small.
Shut the fuck up.
That night, Charlotte came home to a very unpleasant surprise.
Or not. I mean, just forget it.
"...I don't think the Rogaine is working."
What am I supposed to say? "You're marrying an imbecile?"