Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

{\an8}I like the sound of that. Sure.
Give me the fucking ball, man.
But you only took one bite of each one.
I promise you, you have to see him live.
What are you gonna say to him?
Be careful.
- I won't. - Yeah. Yeah.
There's a reason for that.
So it's like a real tryout?
- Adiós. - Bo Cruz.
I'll move to Spain and shack up with your mother.
God damn it.
- Now I'm freaked out. - Well, I'm not.
- Absolutely. - Hey.
- Those are my titties. - Those are yours.
- Yeah. - It's accurate? You're 22 years old?
How old are you?
You live in your perfect world, with your perfect family.
Are you really a construction worker, or is that all part of the hustle?
Vin came to see me last week.
- There's a list? - What's up, Leon?
fainting-before-every-game story, and that calmed him down.
That's what I'm talking about.
- ¡Vamos! - Hey. Let's go.
Very impressive. Tell him.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Doesn't miss. Doesn't miss.
Either way, it worked. He's… He's feeling good.
Actually the worst, but that's what makes 'em the best.
{\an8}Jordan Clarks on, my goodness.
- People just need to see him play, right? - Certain people. Yeah.
There a place around here I can shoot some hoop?
You're gonna love it. Best sports fans in the world.
Right here.
Porno? It wasn't me.
Come on. Come on. Come with me.
Go, go, go, go.
That video has, like, two million views.
and then having to be held back from fighting that entire team.
It's all right.
Yeah! Rocky!
And also, tell him pornography is free on the Internet.
Just set it up! I'll bring him anywhere! Anywhere! He'll play anyone!
So my brother's going to be taking over the team.
My bad. It's the Boa now.
It'll be a prorated league minimum.
How are you? Right on. Aaron.
I'm gonna catch those feet!
- Is the plane in the air? - No.
- That's your boy, Stan? - Yeah, yeah.
To the red. Then to me. Let's pick it up. You got to be faster.
{\an8}Getting fired up.
- What's your... - They're good. They're with me.
He's coming.
Good God.
- No. - No? No, hug.
So…
And joining us now, the co-owner of the 76ers, Vince Merrick.
Ooh!
{\an8}Listen to this crowd as AI rejoices.
- Uh, hello? - Hey, Schnitzel. I'm in Spain.
Been in this league for 30 years, and it's like I'm nothing.
- Ah, Jesus. - He needs to be very careful.
Why you follow me here, you fucking crazy?
- Alex. - Yes.
Welcome to Mallorca, Spain.
Pay me.
It's my job to know every other great player in the world.
Mama, don't.
Coaching you.
You talked about going to film school.
Oh, my God!
No side hugs for them. That's just for me? I love that.
Careful, please.
What are you gonna do? Walk to Spain? Just please, let me...
Look. She likes me.
{\an8}You're already a lottery pick. So what's your goal?
But I'm not how they say I am.
I'll give you 50 bucks.
It gets quick here. Offense takes skill.
I swear to God, I saw a Victoria's Secret mannequin one time,
Okay.
She's good. She didn't have to put her name on your… But that's fine.
He says it's stupid.
Yo, Double Deuce, I heard you back on that road, man.
{\an8}Haas! Haas!
I'm the motherfucker with a cape running your big dumb ass in circles. That's cool.
- Just a second. - Okay.
Bo!
Fellas.
Put your forearm into T's back, all right?
I don't know you.
And you are shit.
Roble? Que es "roble"?
I have an 11:30 call with Adam Silver.
He built great wealth, but he never distanced himself from us.
No, I'm gonna keep my seat on the board.
And I'm gonna say one last inspirational thing to you.
Is that something you want to do?