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which makes the end all that much more terrifying.

What am I supposed to do? Fly around the country

Based on the jukebox musical?

and a professor at Bennington College.

What are you talking about?

of his birth certificate.

In World War II, a Kraut grenade exploded my genitals.

It's a movie, Jack.

How do you know that?

That's a dealbreaker, ladies.

I know you've never done this before

Liz! I see you!

Uh, what else is there to discuss?

Uh, the guy at the place just gave it to me.

What 21-year-old wraps up half a muffin?

*Gasp* feigned concern.

My baby boy, Donald Jordan.

And I'm not sure I ever wanna know.

She had her reasons for keeping this from me for 50 years.

Or he's getting scammed.

Jack, is this really what you wanted to talk about?

So, you have a couple of drinks, fight about politics, and then

"I'm-a so emotional I'm-a gonna smash these barrels."

Feigned surprise

I want you bastards to meet my bastard.

Liz Lemon, I may hug people too hard and get lost in malls...

I sure like S&M magazines.

John Travolta's character from Grease.