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No, he's late. He was supposed to be here at...
(wailing)
Incredible.
Who was visited by his fairy godmother.
So what, it's just my poor heart~ You make it go pitter-patter••
(drumroll)
Oh, finally. I thought you'd never get me back to myself again.
OK, OK. Good bit. Good bit.
It is, in fact, flawless, and you are a wonder.
(croaks)
will end corruption in government forever.
♪ I'm green and it'll do fine
when it was first used, you see, by Sigmund...
(laughs)
for tonight's (spits) pseudoscientific
Oh, Kermit, that Peter Ustinov is wonderful.
That's a lousy place to watch a sketch from.
an offshoot of the world-famous Boston Pops Orchestra,
That's a trade joke.
that the Janov theory of primal-scream therapy
I thought you said last week that appearing with me in a sketch
Then you wrap your head in a number-ten-sized brown paper bag
So what, it's just my heart~ You make it go pitter-patter••
♪ And green can be big like a mountain
and, goodness knows, we need some.
I'd turn green with envy, if I weren't already green.
if you catch my drift.