Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Two people were shot.

Now that's tough.

You want some of this, punk? What, boy?

Charlie look what you did for being on aggresive mode

I cannot believe you came home late and then you start...

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

We liked Brittany and Tiffany...

I got you, you got me. That's all the backup we need!

Come on, let's go.

If I could fall Into the sky

Then you meet me back at the club.

I’m coming nigga

So, do I get to see my knight in shining armor?

Neapolitan, for example.

I scrape my knee. I get chased by the cops and I spend the night in jail.

My God. You want to talk about mothers?

Yeah, we really appreciate it.

Cuando estás con tu novio Pero tú hermano te persigue

I just lost my wife and my job because of you.

Yes, I'm fine. Thank you.

named Ted Burton.

Daddy didn't tell you? He's broke.

- My God! Permanent damage. - My life is over.

A white girl with a black girl's ass.

Like getting your hair done.

because you just wanna know how their day is going...

Bring in the stuff.

The bags are in the car Jose

To go freshen up.

What do you think?

oh god i'm so brialy! yes you are.

Is that all your big ass got?

I'm serious, dude. Promise.

pov: marexis party

Let's show them what sexy really is.

I don't think this is a good idea.

If I could just seee Mottttt

He's just going through a really rough time right now. Okay?

You messed with the wrong blonde today, pal.

You never need a bigger size

I tell him, I say Jesús.

- No, I haven't seen it. - Me, either. You want something to drink?

It's all about The Benjamins baby!

You think we're going to go to the hamptons with my face looking like that

Are you filming this?

They're guys, aren't they?

bask in the ambience of such a classy lady such as yourself.

Ladies, I fully expect to see you later at the White Party.

- I'll handle mine. - Kevin, it's Gomez.

You little witch. How did you know?

Omg Brittany you said it But you were thinking it

Marcus! You are falling asleep again. I am talking to you.

so much more when you were them.

- What? - They got a yeast infection.

- Chief, I can explain. - I don't want to hear it!

I know! You just had a birthday!

So bring your checkbook...

Wait. We weren't in the Hamptons this weekend.

Good morning snowflake

So, if you got somebody on the side, you need to tell me.

- Bastard. - Excuse me.

Sorry. They're new.

Next to be auctioned is Tiffany Wilson.

Put makeup on this?

shiksa, please.

death is not an option

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Who wants to start the bidding?

who's filling in for guy sebastian? sharon armstrong.

Duh it’s totally obvious Your lips went straight from Cameron Diaz to Jay Z

That is very good.

If you're going to operate outside the channels...

Durrell won't bring that chair back!

You girls want some of this?

The Chief would like to have a word with you.

MC HAMMER BROKE

I haven't seen you in forever.

Don’t worry I won’t

It is absolutely fabulous. If you don't buy it, I'm buying it for myself.

Tony, Hand Me My Boots Because I'm About To Go Skiing. Tony, Hand Me My Boots Because I'm About To Go Skiing.

What you having for dinner Jo...?

Thats what i do baby

Gina. Damn. Hello? Baby?

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

can definitely take me on a date.

Didn't we just have this conversation?

You really are Disgusting

Shiksa, please.

That's what i do baby!

Marcus Anthony Copeland II, You better answer me right now!

I'm gonna check the bathroom.

QUE ES Eso Carlos mecánico Que es eso Carlos Mecánico

Your bountiful curves remind me of the hills in Italy.

Perhaps ranch dressing for the salad... perhaps not

orders a niçoise salad and calls it a 'ni-coise' salad. 'Ni-coise' salad, right?

Is that better?

MC Hammer Broke!

That's not no rat. That's family

We don't communicate.

LEARN YOUR ACRONYMS.

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I just hope the Vandergeld sisters' private jet crashes on the way there.

Making my way downtown Walking fast

Not leaving the house Hell 2 the no lol

Oh, my God! Tiffany!

- What about you, Brittany? - No, thank you, sweetie. I'm fine.

All right, the girls are yours. Stick with them. Don't blow your cover.

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I was at the restaurant and the card wouldn't go through...

Honey, just relax. Breathe.

I'm not going anywhere until you open this door!

Let me guess: Women's intuition?

Well, it's my job to know.

Don’t worry we won’t

- I'm going to go with Pam Anderson. - You're disgusting.

Do you have any more of that?

I'll rip your head off.

Mr. Wilson has given us permission to shadow his daughters.

You and I were supposed to go shopping together. We get to the mall.

Hey, where's our $5?

So revolutionary so bold so brilliant

Who we have to sleep with for us to get in the show

It's fine. Shit.

What's up, money? You got a problem? What you looking at my ass for?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Me trying to get into The Blonds NYFW show

$20,000. That is a new record.

What about backup?

Boy, You're Really Strong, Aren't You? “ It's From All That Protein."

I'm Denise Porter. Good night.

i look like freakin’ shrek!!!

If you don’t write it, I’m writing it myself.

- Let's drink up. - Let's do it.

Your sworn enemies since you were like, I don't know. Eight?

Nice pussy to eat

We'll be right there. Hang on.

And Braiding Our Vaginas

Ooh that looks like 99593 like him

- You mean the Wilson sisters are in? - And we're out?

Girl, we're going to get along just fine.

- Gomez, I told you. I was looking for DNA. - Oh, yeah.

- Really? - I don't want to believe Marcus is cheating.

When Vandergeld heard the story was going to break...

It's only been a year.

Me? Running a branch? Alone?

Time for touchups anyway.