Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your mother shops at SAKS

Look, King Kong. Why don't you take you and your 1980 pickup lines...

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- You promised to give us $5 each. - Stay in school.

Clean out his bag. Poor thing just pooped everywhere.

You really are disgusting.

My man! Where's the drugs?

See, that is exactly what I'm talking about.

Let me show you a little trick. Brace yourself!

so that they would know how it feels. You know?

My God. So what? I sleep with everyone's boyfriend.

Your turnover ratio, abysmal.

Tucked away $100 million.

squeeze those cheeks sister

- I can't believe what I just heard. - I told you.

I don't wanna believe Michael Jackson keeps carving up his nose.

Are you, like, a lesbian?

I KNOW! YOU JUST HAD A BIRTHDAY

Tori, I really think that you need to cut Heath a little bit of slack.

Suck it in, Squeeze those cheeks, sister

Climb all the way to the top of the Empire State Building beat on your big ole monkey chest And then jump off

but he just can't seem to break up with his girlfriend?

- ...beautiful nature. - That smell. That's infection.

I’m just one big emotional wreck

Something's wrong, Dr. Dre. My coochie's doing a beatbox.

Once again, you guys managed to do everything I told you not to do.

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She got stopped by security at Saks trying to pull a Winona.

Damn, little lady!

so we can just be done with it now.

Have you ever had oysters?

You can do that?

No One's Ever Cared Like That Before

im dead best yo mama joke

I don't see why I got to go out with Mandingo.

Me, when someone asks me about the drywall on my beam

Can you guys get me some Midol & a Snickers

#Bachelorette mayhem

At least until I wrap up this big deal with her father.

- All right, take care. Bye. - He lied, Chief.

Oh my god your nose!

Marcus, this weekend in the Hamptons means everything for these girls.

Making a way Through the crowd

But I'd Still Bone!

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Some professional help. You need professional help. Hang on.

damn little spighetti you sure know how to put it away

You can do that?

Marcus, are you okay?

Welcome to the Royal Hamptons Hotel.

- Okay, fine. You want to communicate? - Yes.

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- Do you need a tamp? - Heating pad?

Excuse me? I'm the highest scoring forward in the league!

Brittany, did you hear that? We're in the fashion show.

You're gonna regret that

YOU WE'RE THINKING IT I KNOW BUT YOU SAID IT

- Get the lead out, ladies. - I mean, it's like you forgot.

This isn’t the weekend It’s Edgar’s weekend

Look, someone has got to give those girls a taste of their own medicine.

I’m tired of being your doormat

I won't bite unless you ask me to.

Right over there. Forget it, she just left.

I'm coming Nigga !!

Oh, my God. What happened to the sun? Bitcoin ate it.

- Excuse me? - You're not on the list.

virginia be like

I'm Coming Nigga

Maybe you're just making yourself Just a little bit too, like, available.

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Once you go Leo. You're gonna need a wheel chair.

A white girl with a black girl's ass I'm t

- You know, up around over there. - In Montauk?

Okay. Do I hear $1,000?

Hello. Where have you been all night? I've been looking all over for you.

I'll give you something to shoot!

Where are you going, big boy?

What are you laughing at, Denzel?

You are so beautiful.

- Copeland! - Copeland, you dick!

Invitation, my ass! They don't know how we do it.

Goddamn. Now I'm going to bust your ass.

'Cause you know I'd walk A thousand miles

- That's you. - Me?

Bout to get dropped

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Here, yo, hold this!

All right. Look. Just go to dinner. Okay?

are you telling me that you are not asian

When you show up at your crush’s house without warning Her:

Eu pisei numa barata e fez traq Que nojo

- Tell him. - Okay.

- I could ask you the same question. - Me?

Way to get us sat at the losers' table. I thought you had it all hooked up.

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Why are you talking to her?

You really are Disgusting

V.I.P., learn your acronyms

We? Kevin, this ain't about we.

- Which one? - I don't know.

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Someone get this jiggaboo Away from me

Oprah. Somebody, help me.

- Squeeze me? - No, you didn't.

Let's kick it old school.

Let’s go hunting

I'll get rid of her. You hide the stuff.

I totally hate them!

- Arnold Schwarzenegger, funny man! - He's funny like that!

I'm so fricking pissed.

And don't forget about me. I'm Back Fat Betty.

You just had a birthday!

You can do that?

How did you know? I love this song!

the fall couture line, Aubrey Allure. Please take your seats.

I dont want to believe Michael Jackson keeps cutting pieces out his nose

QUE ES Eso Carlos mecánico Que es eso Carlos Mecánico

who's filling in for tate donovan? erika dractica.

You guys take care of them. We're going after Vandergeld.

what about a corrouterinnah? what about a battekkyuueheahy?

Oh god well eh is little extra something

Your publicist, Tori, has been calling me nonstop about setting up an interview.

Tell them to bring the Vaseline and the straight razors.

Diablos galletita!!!

Labor Day in the Hamptons. The last weekend of the social season.