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You're just lucky we caught Burton before he could strike.
I ask him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow.
I'm tired of being your doormat.
we dont communicate
yes beryl blumprette what do you want? i want to do some bowolalowowoowobuwiwiwookmcoboouhupering in bowowooeiyiiuepreprphooeriville's bonokkgohoobiwoowoewoueriiskits.
How'd you like to be part of the team?
From all that protein
That's what I do, baby
NEGRO PLEASE STFU
Sometimes it's good for a man to just sit back and listen.
Yeah. Unless you know another way to make pavlova
I don't know. Rosie.
We got our knees done
. .
What's going on?
The big, buff, bald dude with the fur?
Fo' shizzle, my nizzle.
¡DIABLOS, POPULISTA!
You guys, i love you guys
1976 1993
yes beryl oxeryl? what do you want? i want to enslave my oxen without hunting down bare bones rations.
We could make the grab tonight.
What is this girl, a track star?
VOCÊ EM UM GRUPO DE DESAFIO DE 21 DIAS COMIGO, O QUE ACHA? ESTOU PRECISANDO MUITO, ONDE ME INSCREVO?
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I deserve better than that.
- Do you think now's a good time? - Actually, it's a perfect time.
That's not mine!
Oh No my brotha. You got to get your own.
- My God! - I hope she's okay.
Gentlemen, get out your wallets...
It says Burton was a partner of Wilson's...
- Ma'am, I... - First of all...
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bank recs on motherfuckers
I come in every morning and I look at the... You ever see Titanic?
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The Chief is chewing my ass right now. I got to call you back. Bye.
I see, so you like rich guys?
- Bye, Chico. Vamonos. - Bon appétit.
We totally hate them!
You okay?
- That was close. - Yeah.
VIP. LEARN YOUR ACRONYMS
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He coming, and he say...
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I don't drive a Bentley and I don't have a house on a hill.
When someone talks shit about Mikasa
- back into their dressing rooms? - I can't believe it!
- I am humbled by your... - This athlete's foot is just killing me.
tell Latrell there's an extra shower curtain in the bathroom.
Yes, he is.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Listen. If we don't have trust, we don't have nothing.
- Come on, Chief! You can't fire us. - I just did.
But my biggest crime is that I didn't tell you I loved you every single day.
Shiksa, Please.
vernes! yes vernes!
Hold my dolly barkins
My God! What are you doing?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
You know the Chief's gonna kill us, right?
Sorry, I'm not interested.
Vas con tu Hermana Y está con su Novio
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
My God, I need a cigarette!
Hahah It be like
Not if we don't get moving. Come on, let's go!
Sold! To the Big Back Sold! To the Big Back
What you gonna be doing?
I like a Ramona so much more when you are her… Like.. SO much more
Here. Drop a couple of these babies in her drink, man.
Dude, my feet are killing me.
He's got to be around here somewhere.
Yes, I'll have the chicken. White meat only.
BYE BYE KEVIN!
Yes, actually I have heard it once or twice.
And she’s all mine! I kind of have a boner
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I KNOW! YOU JUST HAD A BIRTHDAY
- What? Now? - Yeah, now. We're on our way.
MapQuest said it takes six minutes to get here. I got here in eight.
- Get your hands off of me! - Let's go.
when a guy is in a really bad relationship...
- It's almost in. - What is almost in? Marcus.
It's really not that bad. Just get some makeup and cover it up.
When you want tacos and DQ but your wallet is tellin you your balance
- Get out of here. - No, seriously, listen.
I’ll pull off my G-string And handle mine!
He's a man! He's a man!
Scar?
I did this piece on Warren Vandergeld.
I’m gonna write a letter "Dear Mr Tableau..."
Me at the door of my event
French fries with lots of vinegar and a side of onion rings with lots of sauerkraut.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
Oh no, we've been cloned!
You guys just stay here. Stay here the whole weekend.
Squeeze me?
Invitation my ass
And I just want to remind you that tonight's the night.
Don't act like you haven't done it before.
You mean there’s egg?
Hold on.
Marcus Anthony Copeland ll, you better answer me right now.
Tantoz made the beat Tantoz made the beat
This is a long weekend. You better watch your back.
A klept ho maniac
All night? Baby...
Pardon me.
I’m coming N:$$a
. .
we already gave to the united negro fund
diablos camarada!
Good. You can help me. Come on.
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- Holy Christ. - Now I'm pissed.
I'm just one big, emotional wreck.
- You guys, I love you guys. - We love you, too.
w q
Tonight
But, yes, they're broke.
when matthew says all he can do is trust im not cheating but he dont even trust me
What are you doing? Those are the strippers, Raoul and Tito.
He didn't have his colonic and he like pooped everywhere.
Liam?? …Yeah
and it's really obvious that he wants to be with you...
Step right up and claim your prize.
Me when no one recognizes me after Girl Scout cookie season we got our knees done
Oliva Jade & Isabella Martha Stewart Broke or MC Hammer Broke
I know, but we don't want to interrupt the man in a briefing.
How's that sound?
This is really nice.
Wouldn’t want to miss a photo opp
party
Well, somebody got to stand up to him.
It's all about the Benjamins, baby!
Es poser, pero le gustan canciones buenas
that she goes to Barneys Rooftop Deck Restaurant for lunch...
Your mother's so stupid...
Did you know oysters are an aphrodisiac?
Damn Little Lady
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You're both fired.
Oh não ele não vem mais! Oh não ele não vem mais!
Come on, man. Let's do this.
Come here, baby!
you might want to make sure that you get the right guy.
Damn little lady You sure can put it away
I swear I'll shoot both of you.
I know you hookers don't think this is over with.
My Turnnnn
I think you might have been black in a previous life.
Faces pass And I'm home bound
But it’s a must pay bill
Ladies, you know what this means.
- Ladies. - Whatever.
I don't have a couple of more days. Do you know who my wife is?
I’m coming, nigga!
When someone tells you don’t forget to wipe After you’ve been on the toilet