Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You don't want me to check the bathroom!

It seems like you have the whole package.

I want to know why you are writing random Polices Better yet, i'm going to write a COE

save it it's over. i'll be alright hurt me as much as you like. it's too hard to let go. you've left your mark! oh ok then in another life i'll get you back and not let you get away i'm so sorry i was such a saturdayer for you.

Everything all right in there?

Fine! Sold to the big black guy!

I’m gonna have a bitch fit

Marcus! Are you okay?

Yeah, it's Tina the Talking Tummy.

That's nothing, Chief.

VOCÊ EM UM GRUPO DE DESAFIO DE ORGANIZAÇÃO POR 21 DIAS COMIGO, O QUE ACHA? (ELA ESTÁ LENDO MEUS PENSAMENTOS...)

Hey, check it out.

Learn your acronyms

I know! You just had a birthday!

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I've been funneling money out of the charity into a private account, just to get us by!

- Hi, I'm Kevin Copeland. This is... - We already gave to the United Negro Fund.

Good morning Sweets this morning

Me? Hate you? A girl? Never

Would you give that to Baby? Thank you.

Credit card? Id?

ok well we went downtown tried on every outfit and you didn't like any! ok we're going back but you can't keep chopping and changing your mind so we make our mind up and leave. ok i like all the outfits then. yes! they're the ones i want.

Tell him. I see coming. He say...

I don't think so.

His aunt died three years ago and he really needs new headshots.

Cuando vas a comprar con tu novio Pero aparece tu hermano

Because you are falling asleep again. Marcus!

Don’t worry I wont

It's Pam Anderson, like you care.

I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know

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I didn't join the FBI to become a nanny.

Okay. Who would you do?

I don't mean to be too forward or anything...

That's not no dog.

Por qué eres tan bueno enseñando?

No. You're right. You're absolutely right. I've been selfish.

Don’t worry I won’t

All right, I got another one for you. Carmen Electra or Pam Anderson?

- They're moving. - Let's go.

If you nail this, you're a shoo-in for the cover of Hamptons.

And on top of that, you can't shoot three-pointers to save your life. So...

Me, Making fun of Genesis gift? Never!

I can't believe you guys just did that to the Vandergelds.

Chief, we just want to know if we could get on the case.

Man, you guys sure got a lot of bags for a weekend.

There goes our motive.

SOLD! TO THE BIG BLACK GUY RIGHT THERE!

And some Id, please.

I can't even wear a short skirt...

The last thing I need is to be the laughingstock of the Bureau.

No. That's Kool-Aid. You want some?

- Oh, my God! Is that Britney Spears? - Where?

Good boy, Baby.

You guys got some work to do?

No. I didn't mean to offend you.

Here we go. Up!

All right. Well, let's get this place cleaned up.

Perhaps ranch dressing for the salad... perhaps not

The rep's on the line.

Okay, so I'll get you a glass of wine and...

FROM ALL THAT PROTIEN

You got taller, too.

Ooooooh cottontail I’m cummin nigga

- Bask in the ambience! - I'm going to be sick.

But I'd really like to take you out.

My tongue's kind of big.

Who we have to sleep with For us to get in the show

You little witch

Come on, now. You have to go home. Get some rest.

This is some Jerry Springer shit!

Brittany and Tiffany Wilson, checking in.

- What do you think? - I think this babysitting gig sucks.

I'm sorry. That's just the way it is. They're hot, you're not! So deal with it.

It’s. PRAAADA!

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Did i say hot? I meant not!

I’m handling this just fine lol Or is it Hag and Daz

- It's just protocol. - I'm going to have a B.F.

That's right. I'm Latrell. That's right.

non vegans: boy, whats with the shotgun? vegans: wallace wells rejected me, so im gonna kill myself

- Take care. Bye. Good seeing you again. - Bye, Mr. V.

But I’d still bone

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Who will be featured on the cover of Hamptons Magazine?

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Don't hate me cause you ain't me! And you can't be!!!!

Chief, we almost had the guy.

- It's so tight. - Tight?

So revolutionary! It's so bold and so...

When they notice… #winning

i liked ramon so much more when you were him

We have to find them and stop them before they execute their evil plan.

- Hors d'oeuvres? - Thank you, Wolfgang Paco.

when someone wants to keep me in the conversation

You caused over $250,000 worth of damage.

So I've been told.

Neopolitan for example

My bad, sweetheart. Over here. Don't hurt yourself.

Someone get this jigaboo away from me!

no one messes with my queen

How about this? RuPaul or Whoopi Goldberg?

- You better get out of here. - I am going to call your boss.

when your divo gets moved to engineering

- Hey, easy! - Right this way, girls.

When guys say they don’t want to be my kids stepdad What makes you think you’re that special?

I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know

You're going to need a wheelchair

I keep telling her I'm going to break up with my girl.

- You promise? - I promise?

- Miss, there's no reason to... - You are in big trouble.

I got you, man. Man, we'll get that stain out. Don't even worry.

Trump in 2022 My Turnnn!!

They won't show up with a scratched-up nose and a busted lip for nobody.

yes george (trips over) george how many times do i have to tell ya don't mop up the wooden floor?!,,! boing faye well don't get in the cleaning then!

Come on out, honey. Let's see.

Don’t worry, I won’t!

Wow You really are disgusting

I’m gonna have a bitch fit

I know. I called the bar. They said you left at 7:45.

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I get out of the hair stylist's chair looking like freakin' Ronald McDonald

Trump in 2022 Deep state

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He's a man! He's a man!

It is absolutely fabulous. If you don't buy it, I'm buying it for myself.

Why don't you take your mother and your sister and go on home?

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