Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The only thing's that's going to be tight is my foot down your throat.

Yes, well, for inspiration. I want to look like that one day and...

Sorry. Better lay off the spinach.

You little witch. How did you know?

You hit like a BITCH

I’ll have the chocolate. White meat only

You spend all day trying to find the perfect outfit.

going to a Hugh Hefner party.

When you want Tacos and DQ but your wallet telling ur balance

Unfortunately, I made some enemies...

What? No one messes with my queen!

I go to Dr. Dorfman. He totally messes up my nose job.

I'm coming nigga

Faces pass And I'm home bound

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

ME? STRESSING?! ..OVER A NIGGA?! ...NEVERRRR!

Girl, we going to need some backup.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Tell me what I said.

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- What about these? This one's... - You bitch! That's so terrible.

- Boy, you're really strong, aren't you? - It's from all that protein.

Cause you know I'd walk 5000 miles

What do you mean? I'm going to let you have it!

Oh, my God, Brittany! You were thinking thinking it!

- Easy, Ponch and Jon. My hair! - Let's move it along, pal.

Oooh you wanna talk about Lorna

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Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

Those skanks think they're hot?

You Really Are Disgusting

Are you like a lesbian?

No one's ever cared like that before

- Fourteen. - What?

- Oh, my God, Brittany! - You were thinking it!

makes me feel like I'm some dumb blonde with fake boobs...

No, he's really not happy now.

Don't hate me cause you ain't me! And you can't be!!!!

- Okay. - Dr. Phil!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Now Barbie's seeing double! Does she know?

You know, that's a great idea. Here, hold Baby. Let's go, girls.

I got to hit this.

He called me Alejo No one’s ever cared like that before

You hit like a bitch Come on

You Hit Like A BITCH

You’re a pig. That’s disgusting.

Ladies, can I help you?

See you guys on Monday.

Yeah. I'm not a Gay!?

CADÊ O LUBRIFICANTE É A HORA DO HINO NACIONAL

What she means to say, honey...

We got our knees done.

Darlings! Where have you been?

- You want me to go for help? - No, we're just having fun.

eu sinto o gosto do couro

Those are nice.

When my customers doesn’t come

- Can we talk? - Of course.

I love you so much!

They just paid us back.

Me? Flirting with you? A girl? Never.

Yes, I remember

Basking in the ambience

And you should.

Him! to the big black councillor!

Move BITCH Move DOC

- You must be pretty good. - I'm all right.

I told you we should've called for backup.

Honey, you're so barking up the wrong tree right now. Really!

Are you, like, a lesbian?

Hi, I'm Carnie Wilson before my gastric bypass surgery.

BUT YOU WERE THINKING IT!

who's filling in for jasmin trutwein? anusha pillay.

I buy this beautiful dress, I get my hair done.

When I touchdown In Colorado...

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- Wait a minute! - Let's go!

Damn. I'd sure like to cut that cake.

No. That's Kool-Aid. You Want Some?

Karen, what are you doing?

Límpiate adicta

Dear Mr…. Westin

Something that says, I'm not a whore but I'm not a virgin either.

Wait. What's a B.F.?

I'm so frickin pissed

Duh, it's totally obvious. Your lips went from Cameron Diaz to Jay-Z.

Janet Reno or Rosie O'Donnell?

You won't believe what I... What the hell are you doing?

You Little Witch

When someone suggests a 10-ingredient camp breakfast

They bought it. The FBI is packing up.

and the limo will take about a half-hour. About 8:00. Is that good?

he been farting for the last 20 minutes.

Take it, Tiff and Britt. This is your verse.

Look, I spent all night talking about myself.

What a beautiful chocolate man.

Our intelligence was just a little off.

No, my brother. You got to get your own.

Hey, yo! You do that again, I'm going to bust...

Me trying to get tickets to the Eras tour

A little cushion for the pushing.

Me trying to get that sweater on

If I lose this job with these good benefits, Gina's gonna kill me.

So how'd you end up writing puff pieces for the local news?

Daddy, why are you doing this?

No one's ever cared like that before

Obviously, everyone has read the profile on the girls.

Oh, my God. What happened to the sun?

Thats what i do baby

Yes, I remember.

Oh, what a beautiful chocolate man!

What? No one messes with my queen!

The deception! The betrayal, man! You deceived me!

We can’t have love if we don’t have trust

I always thought this was a joke Until now

Damn little lady!!!

I am not making excuses. I refuse to believe it.

We believe they are the kidnapper's next victims.

That's good. You want to dance?

Once you go black, you're going to need a wheelchair.

- It's our jam. - This is our jam, ladies. Come on.

Trump: Melania and Ivanka

They wanted to stop off and get something to eat.

Beautiful. God.

You think we are going to the Hampton with my face looking lik this

JWs when they heard about Russia Be like...

Your mother shops at Saks.

If I was cheating on you, don't you think I'd need more than two minutes?

It might be a pleasant change from all the losers that ask me out.

Hey, bro. Go long. I got a plan. Go.

but it is snowing up in here.

- I'll hold it open while you put it in. - Okay.

You got the money?

- I know, man. - See? That's probably him right now.