Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Somebody had to stand up to those guys. - They're the it girls.

i KNOW YOU JUST HAD A BIRTHDAY

- I'm back. - Who is that?

Gina, I lied to you.

It'll open. Hold it!

Hey, Gomez. We got a couple of bogeys.

Yes, but the feeling will come back, I promise.

Trump: Melania Ivanka

I've hid things from you.

I told you you were going to regret it.

You think we're going to the hamptons with my face looking like that

Yasin likes a women with a little something A litle cushion for the pushing

Can you believe this? They're actually auctioning off women.

Do whatever you want. But whatever you do, do not leave this room.

I mean, it's very rare I have the opportunity to...

With another woman doing what I think you're doing!

l checked MapQuest. lt only takes six minutes to get there from here.

Like Martha Stewart broke or MC Hammer broke?

That's what I do, baby

Hit the lights.

death is not an option

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- Come on, girl, let's go. - Wait, could I just please...

- We might be getting our jobs back. - What are you talking about?

When the titties got stretch marks an she likes to beat her men

So, who do you think wore those panties you were sniffing?

You know something?

I sell ice cream Strawberry, vanilla, Neapolitan for example

- Yeah. I'm not a woman. - White?

I don't want to go on a date with Buff Daddy.

- Okay, call me later. - As I was saying...

He said that he's not gonna give you one red cent...

It's going to be okay.

CRAIG WHEN SENSES DAIRY

Welcome to InnoGate

Only the hottest people are going to be there.

Tell Manny his ice cream delivery is here.

Issue them keys. Immediately.

I get off the surgery table looking like freaking Shrek.

- And bring us some oysters. - Very good, sir.

There's something me and Kevin want to tell you.

You've got a lot of nerve, calling.

- Two apple martinis. - You hitting that, bro?

You're so funny.

Don't say that. Of course, we will hang out.

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This is Harper. It's all clear.

Cuando sales con tu novio Y tu hermano quiere su auto

- I better go get changed. - Okay.

Oh no worries What is this bl

This is not about trust. This is about...

You need to loosen up. There you go.

What a beautiful Chocolate bar

Yeah, this is dope.

All right, you two over here. Right now.

So did it work, man?

- That's perfect. Thank you. - Are you ready to order?

But that don't mean I got to go out with Buffy the white girl slayer

Häag and Dazs. You wrote that?

- Nice room you got, Marcus. - Hey, baby, what you doing here?

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Oopsie! I had a poopsie.

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Negro, por favor

Honey, do you need a stamp?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Has anyone ever told you you look just like Denzel Washington?

Look, man. All we got to do is pick these chicks up...

Thanks. I just wish I didn't feel so crappy.

The Sesame Street * 1-10 Pratfalls (June 1969)

- You bitch! That's so terrible.

and I told her to make me look like J-Lo.

he didn't want to be embarrassed.

Latrell. Latrell Spencer. And you are?

You have your trainer on your wall?

She got stopped by security trying to pull a Winona

She got stopped by security trying to pull a Winona

Surgeon: I know what ABC stand for airway, breakfast, chair ME

Suck it in. Come on. Work with me.

I'm gonna write a letter! Dear Mr. ABM parking services

Didn’t somebody tell you this was an all TAYLOR party huh?

Who? Oh, me! Latrell.

Time, To, Totally, Kick, These, Niggas, Asses

- You don't have to do that. - No, I'll call the owner of the company.

Your mother is so, like...

Where are the white women at?

if he knew that she is broke.

Your mother's so old that her breast milk is powdered. You breast-feed like this. Your mother's so old that her breast milk is powdered. You breast-feed like this.

Can we get you some gum or a mint or something?

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That's what I do, Baby.

Did you do something different to your hair?

Thank you, Wolfgang Paco.

Límpiate, adicta.

Can’t take the wind bye bye

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Hey, Latrell, my man.

You’re so funny!!

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until you tell him what flavor the ice cream is.

Sister Power Mother's Daughters

He called alejo No one’s ever cared like that before

- Get out of my way! - I can't do that.

if he would think she was so hot...

I'm boinking someone tonight!

Sam gettin married? Ok bye bye

- I know somebody's in here. - Baby, nobody's in here.

Oh you want to talk about mirrors?!

Squeeze Me? No, You Didn't.

Learn your acronyms

You just had a birthday!

She’s a man!!

Cuando estás conduciendo un auto de otra persona Y tu novia se preocupa demasiado

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But I have never cheated on you. But I am guilty.

- Good evening, madam. Welcome to Bella. - Thank you.

I'm sorry. You were saying?

The boys over at Intel seem to think that the kidnapper's a guy...

Excuse me. Your card has been declined for insufficient funds.

You're so funny.

Suck it in. Squeeze those cheeks, sister.

No, I'm just kidding.

and then jump off? Excuse me.

something different about the two of you.

- Help me. - I got you.

I’m coming I’m coming

You bitch That’s so terrible

But I’d STILL bone!!!

I tried to call you, but your number changed?

I'm not being ridiculous. You heard the man.

He looks really mad! Are you okay?