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-Honey, please! -We're gonna be fine.
-What are you doing? -I don't know.
[cell phone buzzing]
[breast pump buzzing]
♪ You're the bell and you beckon ♪
and all I can seem to find is Jefferson and John Jay.
Where's Ellary?
♪ Till you broke... ♪
which frankly is giving that dickwad more credit than he deserves.
I think I do.
Big enough, that even if fuckface Brad is there, you don't have to see him.
-Do you want to? -Come on.
-[woman] Cooper? What are you doing here? -"Here it comes," I thought.
Not him, not really.
You don't give up, do you?
Mom took me back home.
on the quad to ask for directions, instead of campus security,
Hey! What the hell are you doing?
I don't know about this!
Ready?
Really. Okay?
Ah.
-You used to love them, right? -I did, yeah.
It's been eight years since you guys were together, and until last night,
It was a choice, in the moment, to for once keep my very big mouth shut
-There is a fucking train coming! -Then we need to hurry up!
which is right over there.
True impact investing.
So right.
Right? That's not a life.
Sweet, sweet girl.
-I'm not benched. I'm just busy. -Mm-hm.
-Yeah. Yeah? -Let's do that.
but I don't think by the end of the night that'll be true.
You've got seven minutes until the next train, and trust me,
You have been breakup-bummed out,
And I think you wanna say yes all the time.
with invisible lasers and paralysis-inducing mist.
Try anything.
-It's gorgeous, but I... -Go put it on.
You're kind of a big deal.
♪ Will I be me ♪