Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

YOU WANT TO WIPE UP THAT BAR SWEAT?
HEY!
THAT'S RIGHT.
BUT, UH...HEY, I'M GOOD AT IT, HUH?
BUT ANY DAY I CARRY THE U.S. MAIL,
AAH!
YEAH, WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, YOU'RE IN TROUBLE.
IT'S A 300% RAISE,
$1.14.
OH, CAN I DO IT, PLEASE?
THAT I DON'T NEED TO HAVE MAILED,
HEY, THAT'S GREAT.
AND HOW ARE WE TODAY?
LET ME TRY AGAIN, JOHN.
THAN TO DO REPUGNANT TASKS FOR PEOPLE
TRYING TO RELIVE THOSE FEW PRECIOUS WEEKS
NO--
* OUR TROUBLES ARE ALL THE SAME *
YOU KNOW, AND TRY TO GET HIM RELAXED A BIT.
NOW THAT I HAVE IT,
NOTHING I CAN USE.
HE SCREAMED AND HUNG UP.
THAT'S A FEDERAL OFFENSE!
THAT'S EXCELLENT USE OF THE NINE-DIGIT ZIP CODE, SAM.
ISN'T THAT SOMETHING?
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT YOU'RE HISTORY, BILLY.