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AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DON'T EVEN KNOW A NORM PETERSON.
FOR MY YOUNG FRIEND THERE.
ARE YOU KIDDING? I LOVE MY JOB.
LOOK, SIR, I GUESS YOU'RE GOING TO TELL THEM
THEY'RE CUTTING BACK ALL OVER THE PLACE.
BETTER STAY ON MY GOOD SIDE TODAY.
PETERSON, YOU MADE THAT MAN FEEL
I KNOW. YEAH, I KNOW.
WAIT A MINUTE. AH, AH--
WELL, THEN, JOHN, I GUESS
AAH!
COME ON.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?
SHH, THERE, THERE, MR. PETERSON.
AS I RECALL, YOU WERE ALWAYS AFTER AN ADVANCE.
THEY'RE UP TILL ALL HOURS PLAYING THEIR BEBOP MUSIC.
I NEVER SAID I WAS IN LOVE WITH THIS JOB, OK?
OH...RIGHT.
'CAUSE YOU'RE FIRED.
OUR NEIGHBOR'S CLEANING UP HIS YARD RIGHT AS WE SPEAK.
I'LL BE JUST FINE.
YOU GOT HERE THE SAME TIME YOU ALWAYS DO.
THESE GUYS'D ALL BE FIRED, ANYWAY.
WHAT EVERY MAN DREAMS ABOUT.
ATTABOY.
AT THE END OF THE DAY.
THAT JUST WOULDN'T BE THE CASE WITH YOU, NORMAN.
I'LL START OVER.
THAT DAMN COMPANY.
JEEZ!
HEY! ARE YOU OK? WAKE UP.
WELL, I MEAN IT!
SIR, THIS IS AWFULLY CLOSE
AAH!
AND US.
CLAVIN, SOUTH CENTRAL BRANCH, SCB.
MR. HECHT? THIS IS NORM PETERSON.
IT WAS A GREAT CATCH.
THEY'RE SENDING OVER A JOHN PARKER.
WHAT HAPPENED NOW, CLIFFORD?
YEAH. THIS IS AMAZING.
FINALLY FOUND SOMETHING IN LIFE I'M GOOD AT--
AND I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
FROM THE AGE OF 6, I DID ODD JOBS SO I COULD PUT MYSELF THROUGH COLLEGE.
QUITTING.
NORMAN, STOP.
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