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Yo, Shaft, man, we gotta talk, dog.
What?
Go! Go!
What's your name?
Supposed to be like a factory up there.
The man who called me that night, he offered me $100,000 to get lost.
See that little nigga, the one with the red hat?
- There's no air exchange. - Come on.
- How much we get? - Hang on, hang on.
You are so damn controlling.
- He started it. - No, you always start it.
Maybe I should take an ethnic-sensitivity workshop? Fuck you.
Let me ask you something.
He gonna make it?
My name is Peoples.
April fool motherfucker
- You stay the fuck away from my sister! - No guns! Take it easy!
Ten thousand.
Eat this
and that's precisely why I'm skiing in Switzerland right now.
You look like a fucking duck hunter.
- No way. - Really?
- That's four. And hurry up. - All right.
Go to the car! Go to the car!
She had to go to the john.
Yeah, I heard you bought a big house out in Nassau County.
I mean, he's coming to me, it's all flattering and shit.
What have we got here?
- What's my name? - John Shaft. John Shaft.
you can tell everybody you got a rich white boy on a rope.
I'm not gonna not take it.
I gotta tell you something.
- Calm down! - I'll choke that motherfucker!
These scales 'll get revolved before we clock out tonight.
He's probably getting one of those Simonize jobs.
Let's play games.
Motherfuck.
- Come on, motherfucker. Come on! - Go, go, go!
You know politics? Yeah, you? Stacy Abrams
Surprise!
to try and convince a jury of his innocence.
- Quit pointing the gun! - This kid you don't know.
- Nothing between us but air and opportunity. - Anytime, anywhere, Shaft.
- How you doing, partner? - You ready, Leon?
Oh doctor doctor please use me as a guinea pig Ok I just need to charge the experiments to your account and we can ejuculate your DNA
Wrong fukkin Answer!, There's a kid that lives down the block about 11 years old named Charles Brian do you know him? No i don't know that lil nigga, i never met him
Marcus
All right. Have a seat over here.
You the man, Shaft! You the man!
and they definitely won't arraign your ass before morning.
I mean, if it's really important to you...
Was there anything peculiar? Any commotions?
You took a BIG RISK!
- I'll clear his airway. - Excuse me.
- I have no money. - I hear you, I hear you, I hear you.
Is Diane Palmiri home at the moment?
- What did you see, Diane? - Nothing, I swear. I...
How do you know? Did you see it?
I really don't care. But entre nous?
Well, let me... Walter. Walter.
Don't kiss me, motherfucker.
You got to be very careful.
So you cracked his head open.
Down on the floor! Now!
Let's get this thing open. I can't even get a pulse right now.
I think you dropped this.
I believe we're in pretty good shape on this.
- You can't do that. - One for the road.
- What the hell's your problem? - Let's go. I wanna go.
Why is it every time you see me talking to her, you roll up on me like this?
Tiger Wood. Tiger Wood.
Fuck both of y'all then.
Finish up. Let's go.
It was like...
Wade.
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah, Peoples.
This is my shit?
You gotta be shitting me.
- Diane! - Fuck you, motherfucker.
Next thing I know, he's coming at me with a silver bat.
Two-twenty thread. This is like half your shitty-assed paycheck, okay?
Listen, so when you gonna come on board with me, my man?
Jeter hit one home run, two doubles and he walk once.
is mine.
I'm not a bad person. I'm not.
Yeah, Actually, Moore-less
It's my duty to please that booty.