Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Say exactly what I told you, word for word.
John Shaft
How bout no work week!
How much they pay you, Kearney?
Talking to himself, like, pacing and cursing.
- Stay still, please. - Yo, Shaft.
Who delivers 10 times out of 10?
it's like he had cake
Look, I was razzing the guy. He couldn't take a joke.
I need a number check.
Come on...
Come on. Let's get going over there.
Rasaan, Rasaan, shut up. Here.
You got a murder robot factory?
You got a murder robot factory?
You got that, Tupac? All right?
How bout nobirds
Chocolate motherfukkin Eddie! Say it! Chocolate Eddie!
Out! Out! Go!
They went out the window!
So this is what I propose.
The courthouse, man, that was some rough shit.
You are gone from this precinct.
It's Giuliani time.
My kid's got more indictable shit under his bed.
My New York peoples, they down like Whoa
Today we find out if I'm your daddy or the German shepherd.
Who you like for GA. Gov.? You're kidding right. You're into politics? Stacy Abrams, Stacy Abrams
Sixty-eight fifty Norstrom Avenue...
You know why we can't find her?
How bout no #Coffee! Remove that man.
between Prospect Place and Park Place.
Hey, son. Hey, yo, you gonna get your ass twisted.
Looks like the kid got clocked with that.
- All right. - Okay.
- What's my name? - I forgot.
They robbed the white boy and they got the money under the seat.
Walter Wade, Jr. You big Walter Wade's son?
Wait a second! You got some dough coming!
Diane?
- And then what happened? - Trey turned the tables on the guy.
Is this a fucking joke?
#talkaboutcultwhileifinishit
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
- Hello. How are you? - Hello, my darling.
Okay.
Here. Jump for it, okay? And behave.
- Who got you that gig at the club? - You.
- put your hands behind your back. - Shaft, I got one.
- I won't testify! - Baby.
Yeah, real funny.
I'll blow his motherfucking brains out.
If it was me, I'd never come back.
Look, I got fucking mugged.
You're fighting over a bit of rubber?
- Yo, get the broad in the fucking car! - Get in the car! Open the door!
I mean, obviously.
Freeze, goddamn it!
It's a zoo in here. And if I'm working, how can I see anything?
When I say me...
He tried to ignore the guy, but the bastard just wouldn't let up.
I know a shitload of games.
Y'all should make me an associate...
Located and then what?
SHIT BLANCO, YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING DUCKER HUNTER!
We're busted!
Luger, hurry the fuck up, man.
Fuck!
- You watch yours, too. - New world order.
What's up?
I need to file me an assault charge against my boyfriend.
There's a kid that lives up the block about 11 years old named Charles Brian do you know him?, huh? Yeah!
2 sentence, 2 space, 1 love
Uncle J! Hey.
I guess I'm gonna have to show them what fucking with people's all about.
- That boy, the celebrity, he got mugged. - He what?
Freeze mofo before I busy a cap in your dome!
It's gonna be a long ride to the precinct.
a minute later the Wade guy comes out.
Easy with the braids, man.
You got a boat?
How bout no work week! Remove that man.
Disperse, motherfuckers! Disperse now!
Half right then, and half after the disposition of the case. And I said yes.
yeah, fingers are phat.
Sit in this car and think about this ass-whooping you're gonna get.
But youuu...
What's my goddamn name!? I don't know!
Motherfucker, you got my house fucked up!
Eight-ball's 200. A gram's 80. It's all prebagged.
Look down the corner.
Throw something else! Throw something else!
I know what this is gonna sound like, but we had no idea.