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Come on. Let's get going over there.
John Shaft
Eight-ball's 200. A gram's 80. It's all prebagged.
- put your hands behind your back. - Shaft, I got one.
You are gone from this precinct.
Motherfucker, you got my house fucked up!
- I won't testify! - Baby.
They robbed the white boy and they got the money under the seat.
yeah, fingers are phat.
2 sentence, 2 space, 1 love
How bout no #Coffee! Remove that man.
He tried to ignore the guy, but the bastard just wouldn't let up.
If it was me, I'd never come back.
What's up?
I need a number check.
- Hello. How are you? - Hello, my darling.
How bout nobirds
How bout no work week! Remove that man.
Walter Wade, Jr. You big Walter Wade's son?
Diane?
Freeze mofo before I busy a cap in your dome!
I need to file me an assault charge against my boyfriend.
But youuu...
It's gonna be a long ride to the precinct.
How much they pay you, Kearney?
- All right. - Okay.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
a minute later the Wade guy comes out.
Disperse, motherfuckers! Disperse now!
Looks like the kid got clocked with that.
It's a zoo in here. And if I'm working, how can I see anything?
Who you like for GA. Gov.? You're kidding right. You're into politics? Stacy Abrams, Stacy Abrams
You got a murder robot factory?
Talking to himself, like, pacing and cursing.
- And then what happened? - Trey turned the tables on the guy.
- What's my name? - I forgot.
So this is what I propose.
Uncle J! Hey.
#talkaboutcultwhileifinishit
Is this a fucking joke?
SHIT BLANCO, YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING DUCKER HUNTER!
Sixty-eight fifty Norstrom Avenue...
Here. Jump for it, okay? And behave.
You know why we can't find her?
Say exactly what I told you, word for word.
it's like he had cake
I guess I'm gonna have to show them what fucking with people's all about.
Come on...
I mean, obviously.
Easy with the braids, man.
Out! Out! Go!
Today we find out if I'm your daddy or the German shepherd.
Okay.
How bout no work week!
What's my goddamn name!? I don't know!
Half right then, and half after the disposition of the case. And I said yes.
- Yo, get the broad in the fucking car! - Get in the car! Open the door!
Luger, hurry the fuck up, man.
They went out the window!
- You watch yours, too. - New world order.
You got a murder robot factory?
When I say me...
There's a kid that lives up the block about 11 years old named Charles Brian do you know him?, huh? Yeah!
Look, I got fucking mugged.
between Prospect Place and Park Place.
Located and then what?
It's Giuliani time.
- That boy, the celebrity, he got mugged. - He what?
The courthouse, man, that was some rough shit.
Freeze, goddamn it!
We're busted!
I'll blow his motherfucking brains out.
Y'all should make me an associate...
Throw something else! Throw something else!
I know what this is gonna sound like, but we had no idea.
Fuck!
You got a boat?
Wait a second! You got some dough coming!
Look down the corner.
You're fighting over a bit of rubber?
Chocolate motherfukkin Eddie! Say it! Chocolate Eddie!
You got that, Tupac? All right?
Who delivers 10 times out of 10?
My kid's got more indictable shit under his bed.
I know a shitload of games.
- Who got you that gig at the club? - You.
Rasaan, Rasaan, shut up. Here.
Sit in this car and think about this ass-whooping you're gonna get.
Yeah, real funny.
Hey, son. Hey, yo, you gonna get your ass twisted.
My New York peoples, they down like Whoa
- Stay still, please. - Yo, Shaft.
Look, I was razzing the guy. He couldn't take a joke.