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It could take a year, two, 10, maybe never.
Easiest money you'll ever make.
Drums?
Come on through.
- Okay? - Okay.
- You best sleep in that vest. - Oh, there you go, papi.
- Take him out. - Let's go.
Don't even worry about it.
Yo, when the van comes for these assholes...
thinking I could fight the good fight from the inside...
come on you billy bob motherfucker
They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother...
You always take care of me. I love you for that, baby.
He's starting to seize.
Fuck you!
- All right. - Night.
Income tax Evasion
- He come from in there? - He's dressed like it.
This is Egyptian cotton, motherfuck.
Oh, Shit! Fuck! Shit! Fucking...
Hold on, y'all!
I'm innocent.
You see that?
Walter Wade Jr...
You look depressed, Walter. You depressed?
Just drive, goddamn it! Drive!
First Walter, Peoples.
- They shot a blank. - Nothing, right?
Son of a bitch.
- Heard you quit. - Not yet.
- But what? - What?
I got money longer than train smoke.
These last two years...
Be at gym 6:15 no later. Alright,Dawg!
Go!
Fuck you, motherfucker. I'm a star.
You eat one of my Pop Tarts again and I'll reach down your throat to get it
Hey, Carmen, I got John Shaft on the line.
I'm a bad man
You detect.
You know what I'm saying? You can't just turn off the dogs of war.
He was embarrassed that all his friends laughed at him.
Fucking white boy.
Now, do you want to go back to Switzerland while we try and track her down?
I gave the cleaning lady a few years off.
People say I should talk to you.
It's a restricted cookie...
- Just look for you. - I'll be there.
- Not on your life. - Not on my life?
- We shouldn't fucking be here, man! - We got busted, man!
You done came by the apartment and shot up the whole fucking building.
Is April fool motherfucker
How about you pick a color, black or blue?
He was in the wind for two years, judge.
Right on
You get the horns!
- She didn't see nothing! - What the fuck are you doing to her?
how bout no snow! remove that man
Red, if this is another one of your...
- Shaft. - It's Walter Wade.
The man gonna need it to raise some money.
I bet you can say kilo, can't you?
- What did your friend Trey do? - Nothing.
You mean, like, hang out together?
I guess that little prick was pissed.
- Now give us our cut. - Your cut?
Concealed weapon.
You know when guys like you go down for good?
- What the fuck, brah, let me go. - I said stay!
how bout no purge
- Do you know him? - No, I don't know that kid.
- I'm calling in a favor, son. - Favor, my ass, motherfucker.
They wouldn't fit you.
You see Stephen King comin you run for your motherfuckin life, you got that?